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As the Tunes prepare to land in Tune World, Lola approaches LeBron, noticing that he is carving a symbol on his shoe. "Pre-game ritual?" She questions. LeBron removes the carving tool from his shoe and gazes at the symbol as he answers her, "I like to remind myself who I'm playing for—my family. And right now, it's all about Dom."

"We'll get your son back. I promise."

As Malin and Bugs arrived at the landing point, they stood together, close enough to feel each other's warmth. Malin placed her hand on Bugs's shoulder, her thumb moving in gentle circles as she spoke softly, "Bugs?" The gray rabbit responded with a contented hum, his hands firmly gripping the wheel. "If we win this game... do you think we... well..." She paused, struggling to articulate her thoughts. Bugs turned to her, his eyes filled with a mixture of affection and determination. He reached for her hand, his touch reassuring, and said, "Malin, I do have an important question for you. But it will have to wait until after the game, okay?"

Marvin gasps as he sees his ship arriving, "Ooh! My ship! Finally, I shall get my..." The landing pad lands on Marvin, and the Tunes scramble out excitedly. Bugs jumps out with Malin by his side, "Wow! Isn't this great? We're all back together." LeBron calls out as he makes his way to the basketball court, "Come on, Tunes. We gotta get to work."

"Move it or lose it, rabbit." Elmer Fudd pushes past Bugs, running after the other Tunes. Bugs shakes his head and smirks, "Jeez, can't a guy stop and smell the roses?" Marvin groans under the pad, "A little help here?" Bugs and Malin gasped and slowly backed away, "Uh, well... Oh, I..." Bugs pulls Malin and runs towards the indistinct shouting.

LeBron describes his move to the Tunes as Bugs and Malin stand beside the board: "Okay, one more time. In and out, crossover, step back, shoot." Bugs begins acting looney, "Ooh, that's some fancy footwork, Doc. Let me try." He starts singing 'U Can't Touch This,' making the board squeak. Both rabbits giggle and dance to the song. LeBron waves his hands at the two, "Okay. Stop!"

"Can't touch this!" The rabbits giggle. Suddenly, LeBron grabs the radio, shutting it off. Malin turns to him with a frown, "What the...? Really?" Bugs is holding the board marker, prepared to make the plans, but LeBron grabs his wrist, "Look, Bugs, you already got what you wanted. Your friends, Tune World. I still need my son back. Outside these lines, be as looney as you want. But inside, you do what I say."

All of the Tunes gasp. Malin growls as he takes the marker from the gray rabbit. Bugs narrows his eyes, "Oh, I see. You're that kind of king." Malin crosses her arms, growing pissed at the man.

"Look, Bugs, it's my way or the highway."

"Uh... Guys?" Lola's voice interrupts. Bugs Bunny glares at LeBron, "Oh, yeah?"

"Yeah. Fundamentals win championships."

Malin looks at the clock, and her eyes widen. "Uh-oh." Everyone faces the clock and gasps as it explodes. LeBron mutters in shock, "He's here." The clock's energy starts powering up, making a game-like version of a basketball court appear before them, destroying the land around them.

"Go! Go! Get out of the way!" Malin shouts. Bugs screams as a tree nearly lands on him. Foghorn calls out to Granny, "I say, shake a leg, Granny!" Bugs' mailbox starts to fall towards Tweety, but Speedy runs at him, "Watch out! I got you, pajarito!" They both start coughing from the dirt in the air.

Bugs has Malin in his arms, "Huh?" Appearing before them, Al G. Rhythm grins, wearing a shiny silver suit, "Well, if it isn't the old-news Looney Tunes. Looking just as washed up as ever. You know what? I think it's time for an upgrade." Everyone was glaring at him. Malin raises a brow at his words, "An upgrade?"

Al G. sighs mockingly, and a screen appears before him, making beeps. He presses an image of Lola, causing her to float in the air. "No! Whoa. Whoa, whoa." She grunts and whimpers. "Lola!" Malin shouts. Lola lands on her feet with a grunt, "What in the world?" She had transformed into a lifelike version of herself.

Al G. laughs and makes more beeps. Foghorn is flung in the air, "I say, I say, cock-a-doodle-doo... not do that." Daffy was next, dressed as a coach, "I look expensive!" More gasps and whimpers came from the Tunes. Bugs gasps as his arm begins to transform, "What's happening?!"

Malin floats in the air and transforms, "Oh, no!" LeBron is back into his human self. Malin glances at her lifelike fur, "No..."

"Oh, they're alive! Alive!" Al G. laughs darkly, "Oh, yeah. You're looking sharp, Looney Tunes." Bugs glares at the AI, "Al G., this means war." Al G. chuckles, "Whatever, Bugs." 

Malin grasps Bugs' hand as LeBron points at Al G., "Where's my son?" Al G. gives the basketball player a look, "Oh, now you wanna be Daddy of the Year? Just calm down, LeBron. He'll be here, okay? We got bigger fish to fry. Let's get some butts in these seats!"

The Tunes mutter at the sound of rumbling in the distance. Bugs spins his ears around, "How big are these butts?"

Indistinct shouting is heard in the distance, followed by hip-hop music playing, Quidditch players cheering, and shouts, "Yabba Dabba Doo!- Hey, Boo-Boo!" Malin's eyes widened to see the Mystery Machine appear, its engine revving and screeching. Almost every Warner Brother character, wizards from Harry Potter, the Flinestones, and Wizard of Oz. Every character from games and movies have arrived.

Bugs and Malin exchange a worrisome gaze.

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