Second Half: Part 1

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"It's showtime!" Malin shouts as the Tune Squad runs out of the ship and onto the court. All of the Tunes start shouting and cheering, "Yeah! Let's go, Tunes!- Yep, we in here. Are we ready?- Tune Squad, we in the building!- Ha-ha. Yes, sir!"

Foghorn shouts the team name, "Tune Squad!"

Ernie looks at Lil, "Hey, they may be down a gazillion points, but LeBron James and the Tunes are coming back out here for the third quarter with some renewed energy." Lil looks back at Ernie, "And I don't understand why. They are losing really badly."

The buzzer sounds as the teams prepare for the next round. Ernie sits forward in his seat, "All right, here we go in the third quarter."

Malin takes the ball and throws it to LeBron, dodging The Brow. Tweety gets the ball, but The Brow stands in front of him. "Tweety gazes up at the humanoid bird, "Uh-oh." The Brow stares down menacingly at Tweety, "Yeah! Bird versus baby bird." Tweety gives him an innocent look, "Do you have your ticket? 'Cause the 11:50 Express is running on time." A train horn blares as The Brow looks at Tweety in confusion, "Hmm? Huh?" He suddenly gets slammed by a looney tune train.

Bugs laughs as the ball is tossed to him, "Classic." Wet Fire jumps in front of him, "Give me that ball, rabbit."

"Whoa!" Bugs runs up to Gossamer, who has his hand ready. Wet Fire runs into the Looney Tunes furry finger, and Gossamer swells up as Wet Fire is sucked in. Gossamer's stomach grumbles. Bugs giggles, "Someone's absorbed in the game."

Bugs tosses the ball to LeBron, who whistles loudly. Road Runner appears, "Beep, beep." The speedster spins around, making The Brow growl and Arachnneka try to see through the smoke, "Yo. Hey, guys. Where's the ball?"

"Beep, beep." Road Runner gives the ball to Tweety, and the scoreboard is trilling.

"Beep, beep."

Al G. gasps, "Oh, no! Are you kidding me? Road Runner smokescreen? It's the oldest trick in the book!" Malin cheers for Tweety as he hangs on the hoop, "Tweety!" Digital beeping shows the score for the Tune Squad. Tweety grins, "Ooh, slam dunk!"

"Just like I drew it up." Bugs cheers. Foghorn is twisting Gossamer, "Gossamer, I say, he's the quicker-picker-upper." Wet Fire is squeezed out of the Tune and into a bucket. He groans in pain. The Tunes continue using their tricks, forcing the Goon Squad to keep away.

Ernie watches as they pass Dom, "Oh, what a no-look pass ahead to Dom. Looks like the Goons are playing keep-away." Bugs suddenly pulls the attention off of Erinie and Lil, acting as the announcer, "Dom passes to Wet Fire. Wet Fire back to Brow. He's gonna dunk... Oh! But he freezes at the rim! Oh? Huh?"

Al G. takes the mic from Bugs, "What are you doing? Giving new meaning to "suspended from the game"! Give me that. But the Goons fast break, take it to the other end. These silly Tunes don't have what it takes to win." The crowd cheers as Hip-hop signs appear, startling Al G. The computer-generated man looks at the crowd, "No, wait, wait. I wasn't trying to start a... Oh, we rappin' now? We rappin'?"

The Tunes gather around and Daffy nudges Porky, "Hey, Porky, fry 'em." The pig gasps, "Fry 'em? Me... Me... Me?" Malin nods, leaning against his shoulder, "Show 'em who you really are, Notorious P.I.G."

The mic feedback whines as Porky slowly steps forward, "Oh... Oh, boy. Here goes nothin'. He starts stuttering and mimicking record scratching.

"♪ What up? It's Porky Pig ♪ ♪ They call me P Double ♪ ♪ Al G. step to me He don't want no trouble ♪"

The Tunes shout, "Yeah!"

"♪ I was famous Before the internets ♪ ♪ Since 1935 I've been getting respect ♪ ♪ This pig is lit I'm super legit ♪ ♪ Every time I'm out in public People askin' me for pics ♪ ♪ You, nobody knows you When you walk the street ♪ ♪ How your last name Rhythm And you still off-beat ♪"

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