BDK

Kicky Ricky

Disclaimer: The following is a fictional story. It depicts the following: Violence, explicit language, drug use, alcohol use, and suggestive themes. Please read at your own discretion.

"Welp guess I'm up." Ricky says nonchalantly. Standing up from his seat.

"Kick their heds into the front row!" Lobos declared

"G-good luck." Toros sends his regards

Ricky walking down the bleacher stairs

"Annalisa says be careful." Liz calls over

This catching all the boys, especially Ricky off guard. Looking over to see Annalisa hiding her face into Liz's arm.

"Tell the Whisper Queen I'll be fine." Ricky laughs while walking over to the arena. Lupo pulling the microphone near his mouth.

"Would the Boondie-Boys please come to the arena?" Lupo asked. A scatter of laughter spread throughout the arena.

Ricky fist bumping Kemo in passing. Kemo not having too much battle damage as he takes Ricky's seat.

"Boondie Boys? Who are they?" Lobos questions.

"Exactly what they sound like - boys out in the boondies." Liz answers "They're so far out even Airport Boulovard doesn't know where they came from."

Just as their names were called, seven hicks in overalls rose from their seats. Cornbread-fed big farm boys. Looking like they used cows as weights.

"Those hicks probably all came from the same trailer." Spat Kemo

"Yeah, a big happy family with brother-daddy and sister-mommy." Lobos added

"You guys are so mean." Toros interjected

"They're the enemy Toros." Lobos defending his malice

"Yeah Toros - fuck anyone who ain't BDK." Kemo added in

"What about Liz and the Lady Ligers?" Toros questioned

Liz looking over with a smile. Waiting to hear their answer.

"They're cool." Kemo said with his face pointed away

Bringing a smile to all of the Lady Ligers.

"For now." Kemo said with complete seriousness. Making all of the girls giggle.

Back down in the arena

"Choose your fighting four" Lupo said

The biggest of the farm-raised bumpkins steps forward. Three other hicks in overalls joined him. The remaining three waited on the outside of the arena.

Before the bout could begin, the referee began patting Ricky down. Asking Ricky to spread apart his legs as he pats him down.

"Only weapon he's got is that cannon he's packing WHOOOOOO!!!" Lobos screamed from his seat

The crowd bursts into laughter. Even down in the arena where tension is thick. Ricky trying to stifle his laughter.

"Ay have you ever seen Ricky get hit?" Kemo asking after the laughter finally quiets down

"Nah man. He fights just how he looks. Really pretty." Lobos responded

"From what I could tell, he's always moving. He never stops. Always setting up for his next kick." Toros said

"He doesn't have strong stamina." Liz commented

Catching all of the boys off guard again. Where did this comment come from? Did she know something they didn't? All of BDK redirected their attention to Liz. Though Liz pointed over to Annalisa.