(Garfield sleeping in his room for 18 seconds)
(Stop at 18 seconds)
(Until Caine bursts in and scare him.)
Caine:
Garfield:
Caine: HEY GARFIELD, guess what? (Enthusiastic while pointing at him)
Garfield: Is today Monday?
Caine: Nope! I'll tell you!
(Caine goes over to the other side of the room and snaps his fingers, showing The Amazing Digital Circus Pilot poster.)
Caine: The pilot from The Amazing Digital Circus was aired on Nickelodeon! And will now be upgraded to episode 1, of The Amazing Digital Circus full series!
(Caine runs around the shot while saying this, and does things such as waving his hands, going in goofy poses and juggling his eyes)
Garfield: Is that how that normally works?
(Caine rushes over back to his bedside.)
Caine: Shut up, I have so much to show you!
(Caine brings him out of the circus, before shows him a new episode)
Caine: I'm here to show you all the cool adventures you and your funny buddies are gonna go on! (Said while moving enthusiastically)
Caine: Like this cool candy kingdom!
Garfield: Ooh, Candy! Wait, Is that me with a shotgun?
Caine: That's right!
(The scene cuts to seemingly Garfield hitting someone with a shotgun.)
Caine: And let's not forget about minimum wage labor!
(A confused and shocked Jax is pushed into what looks like a drive through area of a fast food restaurant called Spudsy's, in a matching uniform, alongside a hand patting him on the head.)
(It then cuts to an unfinished background model with it zooming back out to look at Garfield and Caine again.)
Caine: And how about so- WAIT WAIT THIS ISN'T FINISHED YET, DON'T LOOK! (Caine covers the screen with his body, trying to block Garfield's view with his hand)
Sun: Hi, Caine! I'm gonna kill you! (Enthusiastically yelling)
Caine: U-U-Uh what? Why? (Confused)
Sun: I read all the scripts and saw I don't get a single line of dialogue while the Moon gets two!
Caine: I mean— I guess we can give you some more lines.
Sun: Okay, never mind, I don't want to kill you anymore!
Caine: Speaking of dialogue, there will be all sorts of new dialogue from many of our new, colorful characters! (Caine makes more wacky poses before pointing to the top right with his cane)
(Short clips of vocal grunts from various characters play. In order, they are Gummigoo, Orbsman, an unknown tape recorder, the Fudge, a ghost-like creature, Princess Loolilalu, Martha Mildenhall, and a mannequin)
Caine: With this many new characters, imagine all the violent shipping wars that we will be completely powerless to do ANYTHING ABOUT! (Starts with Caine in a happy pose, before going into insanity with the music being replaced with a dark tone and Caine yelling while motioning at Garfield)
Garfield: Um... Isn't that cry for help?
(Caine morphs into a bootleg Caine plushie.)
Garfield: Ah... I see what you mean.
(Caine morphs back into his original form.)
Caine: I blacked out for a second, what happened?
Garfield: You just—
(Garfield vomits out Bubble.)
Bubble: How can we support the production of this cool new Nickelodeon show?
Caine: Great question, Garfield! All merch sales go right back into funding the show and allow us to do bigger and crazier things!
(Caine's eyes morph into a man juggling the other with its legs on his tongue.)
Bubble: Wowee! I'd become a pin if it meant getting sold to fund more wacky adve— (Bubble moves from the middle of the two to the right)
(Bubble turns into an image of a Bubble pin.)
Caine: Like this Bubble pin! (Caine holds his hands out to present it)
(Garfield turns into an image of a Pomni pin.)
Caine: And this Pomni pin! (Caine spins everything but his head before pointing at it)
Caine: And we can't forget about this— AAAHHH-
(Caine briefly morphs back into a bootleg Caine plushie while screaming in agony.)
Caine: Me plushie! (Caine has returned to his original form while presenting an official plushie of himself)
Caine: Also available is this cool shirt!
(Caine goes out of the shot while showing off the T-Shirts and Sticker Pack.)
Caine: And Digital Circus sticker sheet! Plus, a limited edition vinyl record, featuring all the songs from the Digital Circus pilot!
(The Vinyl Record shows on screen alongside the Pomni headphone render and a Caine render with the text "All the songs from the pilot" and "To enjoy with your ears!".)
Caine: And I haven't even mentioned these cool plastic figurines that well-adjusted people can be normal and responsible with!
(Pomni and Caine Animatez are shown on screen, with Caine's showing him standing on Bubble.)
Caine: These products are only available at digitalcircus.store!
(All the merch shows at once alongside its prices.)
Caine: Any other source is a dirty bootleg, and won't support the show. No matter how—
(A picture of some bootleg plushies show up for a split second before cutting back to the official merch.)
Caine: They look. That's digitalcircus.store!
(The shot cuts back to Caine, next to pngs of the Animatez and his plushie, with him staring at the camera awkwardly.)
Caine: And... that's all I have to announce..! Bye! (Caine waves to the camera)
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The Amazing Digital Circus: A Garfield Miniseries (Garfield X TADC AU)
PrzygodoweA woman gets trapped in a crazy virtual world along with 7 other humans, along with a Dog are now subject to the whims of wacky AI and their own personal traumas. NOTE: This is just the AU.
