Skz crack (texting au)

Strangers

                                                 GRAHH 💅

June 2, 2024    8:23 A.M

Felix: Uhh guys my crazy neighbor is BANGING on my door

Minho: so you texted some random strangers you found in a groupchat?

Felix: yes...🤨

Chan: Is your neighbor a girl or boy?

Felix: Girl....how is that helpful to you?

Jisung: Ok what is going on also is she hot?

Hyunjin: nobody is Hot i'm the only hot person here

Chan: guys felix is in trouble so stop rambling about who's hotter😒               

Felix where do you live?

Minho: Why would he tell you that you old man?

Chan: i am not old

Hyunjin: says who?

Felix: GUYS SHE'S CALLING MY NAME and chanting : felix open the door

Jisung: uhh guys someone is calling Felix's name out loud....

Felix: wait you're my neighbor?

Jisung: wait rly, what's your neighbors name?

Felix: Nayeon

Jisung: OMG WE ARE NEIGHBORS 

Felix: SAVE ME JISUNG PLEASE I DON'T WANNA DIE😭

Jisung: Alright👍

Time skip brought to you by Chan's pineapple burgah (wHy ArE yOu EvEn HeA?)

Chan: Jisung... Felix?

Felix: I'VE BEEN SAVED🥹

Hyunjin: good i guess

Felix: WDYM "good i guess"  I COULD'VE BEEN KIDNAPPED

Minho: How?

Felix: Never thought you would ask :D

Changbin: I just got here who's getting kidnapped?

Chan: no one mate

Felix: so long story short. When i moved this girl that i've NEVER seen before came up to my front door and was all like "hello!" and i said hi back, turns out she brought me apple pie as a welcome gift. And after that day she wouldn't leave me alone, like she was EVERYWHERE i was and idk HOW but she got my number. She kept on texting me and watching me throw her window.

Seungmin: So, she was stalking you.

Changbin: When did you get here?

Seungmin: I was always here fuckface😒

Chan: Guys felix is talking

Changbin: You can't 'talk' if we aren't hearing you he's texting.

Jisung: Let him continue

Felix: Thank you jisung. ANYWAYS i confronted her about watching me all day to which she denied and she'd come over to my house and hang out with me claiming "i wAnT tO kEeP YoU cOmPaNy" like i believe that and that's not even IT

Hyunjin: Oh there's more

Felix: She invited me over to her house and we went in her room cause she wanted to show me something and when i went in her room there was probably more than 20 pictures of me on her walls, her floor and etc and she confessed that she likes me but... i didn't like her obviously but she wouldn't leave me alone so i blocked her number and stayed FAR away from her and that leads up to now.

Changbin: That's crazy

Felix: But at least i saw jisung's face

Minho: wait, how did jisung save you

Jisung: I just went over to his house and told that girl "i'm here for felix i'm his best friend" and she stormed off

Hyunjin: So are two gonna share the picture y'all took together?

Jisung: OH no we didn't take a picture but i'm over at his house rn beating him in Mario Karts :)

Felix: Oh really now

Felix and Jisung has left the chat

Chan: Well there goes our entertainment :(

Minho: I'm gonna feed my cats

Hyunjin: Cats? Dogs are soo better

Minho: I will find you and hurt you

Chan: No violence in the chat

Seungmin: Shut it old man

Chan: I'm not- never mind 

Hola mi amigos como estas?

Yes I'm bilingual :)

Did you enjoy this also do you prefer 🐱or 🐶? I like both cuz i own both

Hope you enjoyed this chapter 😘 Also no Hate on Nayeon she is amazing in every way :)

BYEEEEEEEE