Someone think of a good chat name because I can't :P
July 25, 2024 10:00 A.M
Hannie: GAYS I HAVE THE FUCKING PERFECT IDEA!!
Lixx.e: what is it?
Jinnie: better be good cuz I was sleeping 😠
Lixx.e: your always sleeping 😐
Jinnie: ik 🤭
Hannie: get a room u too😒 anygays, how abt we have a party?
Theoldman: im down
Dandyboy: -bad for Changbin
Dandyboy: there i finished your sentence
Theoldman: 😑 whatever
Catgod: I don't see why not?
Innie: FATHER!!!
Catgod: hello adopted child 🙂
Trashbin: guys..Minho is in a good mood 😰
Theoldman: oh..OH NO
Lixx.e: HYUNJIN WHAT DID YOU DO!?
Jinnie: I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!
Dandyboy: I'M GONNA DIE EARLY!
Theoldman: BUT IM TOO YOUNG!!!
Dandyboy: shut it chan you're ancient!
Theoldman: SEUNGMIN FOR FUCKS SAKE
TRASHBIN: I'M GONNA DIE!!!!
Hannie: STFU GEEZ. Anygays-
Hannie: Hi Min 👋
Catgod: 👋
Lixx.e: wait a damn minute✋ Why isn't Jisung calling Minho bby?
Catgod: Because he spammed the words "Hi bby <3" To me for 2 hrs, so I think he's worn out
Hannie: Hi bby <3
Catgod: Nvm
Innie: Impressive 😌 So abt that party
Hannie: So as I was saying, we could have the party at my house tomorrow night ;)
Jinnie: ok sure
Innie: just us right?
Hannie: Yes my child
Innie: Ooh Mommy Jisung and Daddy Minho 😏
Lixx.e: I WANNA BE ADOPTED TOO
Theoldman: you're already my child 😑
Lixx.e: oh....I forgot
Jinnie: Chan I am now your son-in-law 😁
Dandyboy: damn confident much 💀
Theoldman: oh that's sweet 😊 But you don't have my blessing 🙃
Jinnie: TOO BAD! Felix, will you marry me? *opens ring box*
Lixx.e: OMG YES!! *Takes ring and put on finger* I LOVE YOU!
Jinnie: I LOVE YOU TOOO
Trashbin: ermmm.....
Hannie: GET A FUCKING ROOM!!
Lixx.e: OH! minho, remember that time when you came over to my house :D
Hannie: Felix.
Lixx.e: And you Jisung where upstairs while I was making brownies?
Catgod: Lee Felix.
Lixx.e: and then all of a sudden I heard moaning?
Jinnie: WHAT!?
Dandyboy: why u acting surprised? It was gonna happen eventually 🤷
Lixx.e: and then you two came downstairs and Jisung had a BUNCH of red marks on his neck and legs?
Catgod: I should probably explain
Innie: WHAT DID YOU DO TO MOMMY?!
Catgod: it was a moment of heat
Theoldman: WHAT IS THIS? THE OMEGAVERSE!?
Trashbin: nope
Hannie: HE STARTED IT!
Catgod: I did not!
Hannie: yep he didn't, it was me 😔
Lixx.e: my poor ears 😥
Jinnie: lets see if you'll say that when it's your turn
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Dandyboy: I saw that 🤭
Innie: What did you see?
Dandyboy: oh nothing 😏
Jinnie: So..party tomorrow night?
Lixx.e: sure :)
Innie: ^
Catgod: ^^
Hannie: ^^^
Trashbin: ^^^
Dandyboy: ^^^^
Theoldman: ^^^^^
Damn..... Minsung is wild 😧
Anygays- How are you? Are you taking care of yourself? If not PLEASE DO THAT
Also I feel like committing suicide :( because my mom and my life sucks but I won't I promise :)
Bye loves <3
Edit: My Grandma and my Mother are fighting and this is my honest reaction
Cookie :)
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