~Momojiro one shots~

The chaos chats are back

Hi hi
A real chapter?!?!?!
Crazy guys
But yea we back with the shit posts I find and make into chats of 1-A that are so incredibly inaccurate for the canon characters it's hilarious
Do I give a fuck it's so off canon? No
To anyone who does
Suffer

Anyways onto the chats 🫶

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ScHoOl RuLeS

Móthér: Pussy like the titanic. It's grey and full of water. Noooooooooooooooooo

Depressed burrito: why couldnt my quirk make me go blind

Earphone twat: pussy like the titanic the way anyone who's ever gone inside it has died

Science experiment (chemistry): pussy like the titanic the way everyone is going down on it

KiNkY: I like these kids theyre funny

Depressed burrito: dont condone this please i hate it

God: Nonsense Aizawa its funny, let them be teenagers

Katie perrys muse: If were going to be teenagers can we at least be funny teenagers

Tsu-lay: Youre like really rich right todoroki?

Katie perrys muse: Yes, why?

Tsu-lay: Do me a favour and go buy yourself a better sense of humour

Katie perrys muse: Tsu im trying to convince the teachers im normal help me out dude

Tsu-lay: Oh my bad, my bad

Móthér: Too expensive for him anyways

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Móthér: uhhh guys can we normalize having long legs and a tight pussy maybe?

Togas gf: NO my legs are short and my pussy is a cave known for its natural acoustics

Móthér: I apologise for my lack of inclusivity...I'll kill myself now

Science experiment (chemistry): noooo dont do that youre too sexy haha

Móthér: that window looking real sexy rn i might have to jump into it

Depressed burrito: do i need to be concerned

Earphone twat: na dw they cant kill themselves im laying on them rn, and theyre joking about killing themselves

KiNkY: fills us with hope kyo

Earphone twat: ikr

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Earphone twat: Hey guys?

Depressed burrito: yes kyo, everything ok?

Earphone twat: oh yea im fine I just wanted to tell you guys something

Rizzuku: Of course you can tell us anything!

Earphone twat: i'm actually agender not nonbinary guess I was slightly wrong

KiNkY: whats agender?

Earphone twat: how i describe it is I dont identify as a specific gender, nonbinary in a sense is still a gender its just not specifically male or female, but agender means i am no gender

S P E A K E R: does that change your pronouns

Earphone twat: honestly? kinda, i still want you guys to use they/them but over time ive realised he/him doesnt bother me that much, she/her i dont like as much but im not gonna be really upset over being called any of them