This is mostly momojiro one shots
but when i do chatfic it won't be just them
Ships are:
Momo x Jiro
Kirishima x Bakugo
Todoroki x Deku
Mina x Toru
Tsu x Ochako
Iida x Sero
Kaminari x Shinso
Shoji x Tokayami
Aizawa x Present Mic
M*neta x...
~First one~ Momo: OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT?! YOUR IN TIME OUT GET ON THE FRIDGE! GET UP THERE! Jiro: THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE
~Next one~ Jiro: I don't get angry... I GET STABBY Momo: KYO NO-
~Next one~ Monoma: IF IT ISNT CLASS 1-A Todoroki: Monoma, are you the kazoo kids secret love child? Monoma: WHAT THE FU-
~Next one~ Todoroki: Hey Momo? Momo: Yes shoto Todoroki: Are you santa's secret love child? Momo: Todoroki you have asked this so many times since we've known each other and the answer stays the same- Mina: THAT MEANS THE ANSWER IS YES! Momo: NO!
~Next one~ Aoyama: Iida, i broke the lamp Iida: Why? Aoyama: BECAUSE NO ONE SHINES BRIGHTER THAN ME Mina in the distance: POP OFF QUEEN
~Next one~ On jiros birthday Momo: There is only one thing worse than dying Mina moving the paper: Boom Jiro: ME Everyone: N O
~Next one~ Mr Aizawa: What happened? Momo: Yesterday i accidentally kicked Kyo in the stomach and couldn't decide between shouting "Im sorry" Or "Are you ok" So i panicked and shouted "Are you sorry". I then tried to correct myself and shouted "I'm ok". She couldn't stand up and all the girls haven't stopped laughing since. Mr Aizawa: Take her to recovery girl please Momo: Ok-
~Next one~ Tsu: Hey Momo, did you finish doing your homework last night? Mina: Whattttt?! We have an assignment?? Momo: Nope, i was too busy studying for our exam Toru: WE HAVE AN EXAM?! Jiro:
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~Next one~ Momo: L is for the way you look at me Uraraka: O is for the only one i see Tsu: V is very very extraordinary Mina, Jiro and Toru: EGG
~Next one~ Jiro: I haven't lost my virginity because i never loose! Momo: Babe- Jiro: YOU GET NO SAY IN THIS
~Next one~ Mina: We're you dropped on your head as a kid?? Jiro: Bold of you to assume i was held Momo picking her up: Well you have been now Jiro pushing her face: Stopppp
~Next one~ Momo: WHY ARENT THE DISHES IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER?! Jiro: WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!
~Next one~ Uraraka: I can fit my entire world in my hands! Tsu: That's impossible- Uraraka grabs her face. Tsu: I have a reputation Jiro: No you don't Tsu: Yea i really don't Momo: Kyo you shouldn't say that-
~Next one~ Mina: You always stay positive, you always believe everything is going to work out... How do you do it? Momo: We'll you see Mina. I lie to myself Toru: And Kyo your always negative, how come? Jiro: I tell myself the truth and accept that life is shit and so is the world. Uraraka: You two are quite the couple-
~Next one~ Mina: Who's the big spoon and the little spoon? Momo: We're more like chopsticks Toru: Aww as in you fit together perfectly? Momo: No Mina: Then what? Jiro: It means if separated the only thing the other one is good at is stabbing Tsu: That's realistic as i have seen both of you stab someone when you've been split up Iida: Woah Jiro stabbed someone? Mina: YOUR MORE SURPRISED AT KYO STABBING SOMEONE?! WHAT ABOUT MOMO?! Iida: I've known her my entire life i've seen her do it-
~Next one~ Mina: IM PREGNANT Jiro: YOUR NOT PREGNANT Tsu: Wait who's pregnant? Mina: ME Uraraka: Congratulations Jiro: She's not pregnant! Mina: Easy Jiro i'm with child! Jiro: Your not with child! Uraraka: IM GONNA BE AN AUNT! Jiro: YOUR NOT GONNA BE AN AUNT! Kaminari: Then who's gonna teach the little guy how to ride a bike? Momo: Calm down everyone. Mina, your not pregnant Mina: Then why am i so moody and nauseous?! I think it's the morning sickness! Jiro: Mina! Your a lesbian! Mina: Your right! I'm a lesbian! OW! Toru:What? Mina: I THINK IT JUST KICKED! Jiro: YOUR NOT PREGNANT!!!!
~Next one~ Mr Aizawa: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything? Jiro: Only the ambulance ride to hospital Mr Aizawa: That wasn't an ambulance. I drove you Jiro: But i heard a siren Mr Aizawa as Momo burst in the room with the rest of the girls: That was Momo Momo: IM SORRY, I GOT NERVOUS!
~Next one~ Them as pro hero's Tsu: Why is Momo crying? Jiro: She asked some new hero's for their autographs and started crying when they asked for her autograph too Momo: It's- it's just they're so co- cool and they th- think i'm co- cool too! Jiro: Momo, your the number 4 hero
~Next one~ Jiro With a rolled up newspaper: Where is it? Momo: Kyo, wait! You should treat spiders the way you want to be treated! Jiro: Killed without hesitation Momo: Kyo no!
~Next one~ Monoma: Your so ugly i'm sorry Jiro as Momo is rolling up her sleeves: Mo wait. Don't apologise, you didn't choose to be blind. Monoma: I wish i was, then i wouldn't see you Jiro looks down sad. Momo: HOW FUCKING DARE YOU Monoma: Oh shit. Bakugo: Why the fuck is ponytail so pissed off? Kaminari: Monoma insulted Kyo and made them sad Bakugo: Ha! He fucking deserves what's coming to him Kirishima: What do you mean- He was cut off by a loud scream. Sero: Was that? Bakugo: Yep
~Next one~ Mina: Kyo when was the last time you slept? Jiro: On monday Toru: But it's sunday Jiro: Exactly! Momo picks her up and throws her over shoulder and walks down the hall as Jiro hits her shoulder
~Next one~ Jiro: One time i went to the dentist to get a cavity filled and they put me on laughing gas and after they finished i was still a little weird and the dentists asked if i was ok and i looked at him and asked "How many cats do you think it would take to fill the entire world" then before he could answer i said, "It's got to be at least eleven" Mina: PFFFFFF HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
~The end~ There's the end of this shit some of these i came up with but majority of them i found and just changed the characters
