Slytherin Boys One Shots

Theodore Nott's Steamy ABC's ✨

A for Aftercare: Definitely great at aftercare, will run you a bath or shower and clean you up. Then proceed to dress and cuddle with you. But since he was such a manwhore, he only gives aftercare to you or someone he is in a relationship. Just from talking to the boys, he figured out exactly how not to act when a random hookup and aftercare was not included in that package.

B for Body Part: I personally thinks he likes the waist just because he always has his arm wrapped around it in private and public. He's not really that shallow in that regard so it doesn't have to be small so any waist will do. He loves his own jawline because he knows that's one reason why people find him attractive.

C for Cum: He cums on your stomach/ tits most of the time but on occasion, he cums inside. But because of his fuckboy persona, he is very hesitant to do so because he doesn't want to take the risk of pregnancy or whatnot.

D for Dick: This man is really thick and girthy so I would say he is probably 7.5 inches but since he's so thick it would feel good irregardless. He also knows he has a big and useful dick ;)

E for Experience: We all know that he has the most experience with females. They love him because he gives the prince charming persona but he fucks like a sex god. He knows what to do and how to do it, just by going through different women. So by the time you guys start dating, there would he no doubt he could pleasure you to the fullest. Definitely "you weren't my first but definitely my last" energy.

F for Favorite Position: He is dominant but he just loves your tits so he likes cowgirl. But his favorite is probably reverse cowgirl so he can grip your thighs and move you up and down on his dick. He also would love to pull your hair as you were riding him so reverse cowgirl is his preferable position.

G for Goofy: Definitely not goofy during sex with hookups or anything like that. With you, he might tease you if you are being desperate so in that regard I guess you could say he is a little goofy. But overall sex is something he takes very seriously.

H for Hard Core Sex: He would only have hard core sex with you if he was mad or jealous. And being the fact that it's him, it might happen a lot. Hair pulling, edging, overstimulation... wait let me save this information for the kink section. (Laughs nervously... my bad ;)

I for Intimate: Umm sadly, he belonged to the streets before he met you so he was not a very intimate person. He is not wooing a girl by being nice into sleeping with him. But you on the other hand, he is still not that intimate during sex, sex is an outlet for all the things troubling him in life so he's not that intimate during it. Outside of sex, he likes cuddling and going out together. Like hogsmeade or going to muggle shops.

J for Jerk Off: If you didn't get the memo, he does not need to jerk off, he has people to do it for him. But seriously, he would rather wait for you to handle it than he jerk off himself. He typically just takes a cold shower. 

K for Kinks: Okay now I can get to the kinks section. He likes edging, overstimulation, hair pulling, orgasm denial, and spanking. His top three would be hair pulling, orgasm denial, and probably spanking. He is pretty dominant when it comes to sex so heavily expect those things.

L for Location: Obviously the dorms but also he likes doing it in public private places. Like in the common room if no one is there or an empty classroom. Honestly he is horny like A LOT, so he does it basically whenever no one is around.

M for Makes Him Hard: It might sound odd but it makes him hard when you piss him off or make him jealous because he can't wait to punish you. He says stuff like this, "you like pissing me off don't you? Just wait until we get back to my dorm, you'll be lucky if you get to cum" or " Why were you talking to him, since you can't keep your fucking mouth shut with other guys, I'll make you scream."

N for Never Doing: He's never going to use a knife on you. ( That's tough for me ) Umm for obvious reasons, he's probably never going to do anal, he just finds it unsanitary. Also he's never going to let you try to dominate him, he will let you be on top don't get me wrong but in terms of trying to restrict him or any of the sort, he is never doing it.

O for Oral: Definitely a 50/50 split on which one he likes the best. He loves to receive head from you but he loves to return the favor. He will say, "you are so good to me, my love. Let me make you feel good too." He is a head pusher, he likes messy head so tears, makeup ruined, gagging, and choking.

P for Pace: I lowkey think he would be deep thrusts at all times, in terms of speed, I feel like the occasion matters. Because even though he is dominant, he sometimes likes to have passionate sex so he would slow down his pace. Sorry for the Harry Potter hoes (not saying all of them are hoes) but he will only go fast and quick for random hookups so they are very much out of luck.

Q for Quickies: Loves quickies, especially in random places. It's almost like a game to get you both to finish first. He would drag you to a broom closet and say, "pull your skirt up real quick, we only have T- minus 5-7 minutes before people come looking for me" So yeah... he is definitely a quick fuck kind of guys at times

R for Rare Things: He would rarely have slow sex. He also rarely does the same thing every time, he switches it up to keep things as interesting as possible. He also rarely does missionary because he just feels like it's so common and it's not as fun as the rest of the positions he could be doing.

S for Safe-word: You guys definitely have a safe word. Don't be surprised if you are dating him and have had to use it a few times because the overstimulation becomes too much. He would stop immediately and clearly assesses the situation to make sure you are comfortable.

T for Toys: He might use toys as a tormenting mechanism. He might fuck you with a dildo and put a vibrator on you, until you beg him to let you cum OR he would keep it on until you have cum way too many times and are ultra sensitive. I'm not going to lie, it probably wouldn't be good to let Theo get a hold of some sex toys.

U for Unfair: I think he's pretty fair in terms of oral but sex he is very unfair. He won't let you cum when you want to because he gets off on teasing you. He will hold off on his own orgasm just to see you begging for him, so overall this is a pretty unfair man when it comes to sex.

V for Vocal: 100% certified dirty talker. He talks you through it for the most part and whispers the most dirty things in your ear as he's thrusting in you. Things like, "I feel you clenching around me, so fucking pretty. Are you going to be a good girl and cum for me?" or " such my good whore, taking all of me like a pro"

W for Wildcard: He does whatever he wants in the moment so he is prone to switch whatever he is doing to something else in the span of a moment. So he is very much a wildcard because you have no clue what to expect from him but it is always good.

X for Xplain: He is a D1 xplainer when it comes to sex, he will tell you exactly what he is doing as he is doing it. If you are giving him head, he will let you know how good you are doing or he will give you instruction on what to do. Definitely xplains things when he fucks.

Y for Yes: Things he would say yes to are putting food on him, he thinks "could be hot, why not." If you dig your nails into his back or leaves hickeys on him, he would love that. He would say yes to that any day because he loves everyone knowing he belongs to you.

Z for Zone: This man is in a whole zone when he fucks. He locks the door but he doesn't silence rooms because he likes the anticipation and the challenge of having to be quiet so no one finds out. He can go for a really long time when he wants to and a really short time if allotted. He is focused when he fucks to make sure he is doing everything right and you are feeling the most pleasure you probably have in your life ever. So yes, Theodore Nott's sex zone is impermeable.

The End.

Authors Note: Thank you to @xalyvv for the request and I hope I delivered on your request. I hope you guys enjoyed this one and the next one will be about Mattheo per another persons request. Vote, comment, and if you are in school still... stay strong for me. Byeee!

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