Anime One shots

Kakashi X Oc- giving up and Sick?!

"Really Kakashi? You should really join us! You promised" I said. Kakashi has been at the graves of his team for a while now, and wont listen to me. He promised he would go to B-B-Q with me, along with the other sensei, but he wont budge.
"No, I have to meet up with my team" Kakashi said.
"You have been here for three hours! Everyone has been waiting, for two hours!" I yelled.
"It is all my fault" Kakashi mumbled.
"What was that?" I asked.
"It is my fault they are dead! I killed Rin when I promised Obito I wouldn't allow anyone to hurt her!" Kakashi said.
"Kakashi, it is not your fault!" I said.
"Just go away" Kakashi mumbled.
"Go away? No! You have been suffering for too long! Visit their graves less often and shorter!" I said.
"You wouldn't understand!" Kakashi said.
"Wait, me? Not understand? Kakashi! How stupid can you get?!" I yelled.
"YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND!" Kakashi said loudly.
"When your father died, you hid your face. When Obito died, you hid your eye. When Rin died, you hid your presence. When Minato died, you hid your heart! When was the last time, when was the last time, you looked at all of those around you?!" I yelled.
"Go away!" Kakashi yelled.
"You can continue to hide and push others away Kakashi, cause I. GIVE. UP! I have been trying to cheer you up for how long? Years? How many? TWELVE, FUCKING, YEARS AND YOU WONT ACT ANY DIFFERENTLY! Fine! You just hid from the LAST person who has been around since you were a child" I said, walking away, completely fed up with how long he has been like this. Sure, he has gotten a bit better, it used to be he never came. Now he comes and is always late, and completely perverted. At least he doesn't bottle it up too much.
-When at B-B-Q-
"Where is Kakashi?" Asuma asked.
"I give up with that man!" I said, angrily.
"Oh no, what did he do this time?" Kurenai asked.
"He said I didn't understand what he was feeling and kept telling me to go away, so I did! And I am never going to help Hatake ever again! Yes, may I please have a pint? Thank you" I said.
"Even the most persistent one gave up..." Asuma said.
"Don't worry! I will try to cheer him up with a battle! And this time, I will make a bet. I will get a haircut if he does not apologize to the lovely, Miki!" Gai said.
"Wow...Gai, you are now the most persistent man I know...almost as persistent as Miki, but barely close" Anko said, totally drunk.
"Here is your pint Miki, your favorite flavor" The bartender said.
"Thanks Jim" I said, picking up my spoon and eating the neapolitan ice cream.
"She is also the most childish one...never drank alcohol, done drugs...smoked" Anko said, looking Asuma in the eyes.
"You must not like it when I smoke, huh?" Asuma chuckled nervously.
"It'll kill you if you don't die on a mission" I said.
"Thank you, for that. Now I can add that to my list of fears!" Kurenai sighed.
"Yo" Kakashi said.
"Oh Kakashi, thought you weren't coming" Asuma said, sneaking a look at me. I glared at the copycat with a spoon of strawberry in my mouth.
"I just had to finish something!" Kakashi said.
"Liar" I spat out over a cough, a real cough because I got chocolate down the wrong tube.
"You ok?" Kurenai asked.
"Chocolate down the wrong tube" I said between coughs.
"Ah...So, Kakashi, how does Miki always know where to find you?" Kurenai asked.
"I don't know" Kakashi lied.
"He is always at the same place, the-" I was cut off by Kakashi's hand over my mouth.
"What was that?" Asuma asked.
"Nothing, she just said she finds me at the same place, the house!" Kakashi said.
"Woah....are you two dating?" Anko slurred. I bit his hand and he pulled it back.
"No/Yes" We replied.
"Come on Miki, don't act like that!" Kurenai said as I glared kunai at Kakashi.
"I would never date Hatake" I said.
"Oh, you just got dumped Kakashi!" Anko laughed.
"You were dating?" Kurenai asked.
"Nope, never, nada" I refused.
"Why so against it?" Asuma chuckled.
"I gave up. Never bothering him again. Now I am leaving. Put it on my tab Jim" I said as I left.
-3rd person-
"Wow Kakashi....you fucked up" Asuma said.
"Yeah...I guess I did" Kakashi said.
"Really, how long have you liked her? She has come to find you doing what how many times?" Kurenai asked.
"Too many to count" Kakashi sighed.
"You probably just wanna fuck her, don't ya?!" Anko asked.
"Um....No?" Kakashi asked.
"He would fuck her if she asked him to" Kurenai corrected.
"What are the chances now? He fucked up big time!" Anko said.
"Why don't you go apologize like the youthful man you are! Go, Kakashi, before another man steals her heart!" Gai cheered.
"Yo Kakashi...I know you don't know me, but I have heard a lot 'bout ya from Miki. She has been worried for a pretty long time, and some things have been going on. Wait a little bit before telling her your feelings. It would stress her out too much" Jim said.
"Fine...did she just leave with ice cream?" Kakashi asked.
"It is her alcohol replacement. The thing that numbs her brain, but actually tastes good, she told me once" Jim replied.
"Childish woman" Kakashi chuckled. Taking a sip of bear through a straw, disappointing the others.
"Dammit Kakashi! Show us your fucking face!" Anko yelled.
-Time Skip!-
"Hello?" I asked, picking up my ringing phone.
"Yeah...could you come to the bar? Kakashi passed out...Drunk Gai got rough with a tipsy Kakashi" Kurenai explained.
"Ugh...Hatake is so gonna owe me" I sighed.
"Stop calling him that...his name is Kakashi and you still, you know" Kurenai said.
"Yeah, yeah, I'll be down in a few" I yawned. I put on my shirt and walked out. When I arrived, there Kakashi was, passed out around Asuma's shoulder.
"Thanks, he was getting heavy" Asuma said.
"Just don't forget to use protection next time" I joked, motioning to Kurenai.
"How did you know?" Kurenai asked.
"You didn't have a single drink while I was around, and you are completely sober, you lightweight" I grinned.
"Heesh, well you are the godmother" Kurenai said.
"Woo! Who is the godfather? Shikamaru?" I asked.
"How did you know?" Asuma asked.
"...Random guess" I replied honestly.
"Well, see you later" Asuma waved off. I gave a small wave back and dragged Kakashi to his house. I set him down in his bed after Pakkun opened the door and sighed.
"You can stay over...it is pretty late and you look tired" Pakkun said.
"Thanks. That man is heavier than he looks" I said, walking to his fridge.
"What you looking for?" Pakkun asked.
"Where does he keep his ice cream?" I asked, seeing none inside, or in his freezer.
"He doesn't have any" Pakkun said.
"Seriously? When we were younger, he would always have some ice cream for when I came to visit" I sighed.
"Yeah, he hasn't bought any dog treats in two days!" Pakkun growled.
"He really does need to stop grieving...but I gave up, so it is none of my business anymore" I said.
"So you gave up too...did you tell him?" Pakkun asked.
"Told him when I decided it" I said, laying on the couch.
"...You like him, as a lover, right?" Pakkun asked.
"...Even if I were to say yes, it would change nothing. He is an idiot" I sighed.
"Well...How about we plan a little something for him tomorrow?" Pakkun asked.
"Should I call Naruto for his prank expertise?" I asked.
"No, you have all of us dogs" Pakkun grinned, I think. I walked into their room and we all started planning, that is until I fell asleep.