"Kuze, give me a handshake and I'll give you a cookie."
Without any further hesitation, he starts shaking her hand.
"Very well, here's your cookie. Enjoy it."
"Why did you even ask for a handshake?" Kuze asked while munching on the cookie.
"Well, I'm bored."
"Oh."
"And I should probably mention that the cookie has expired for about 10 months."
Kuze spat out the cookie and looked at Alya bewilderedly.
"Then why did you give it to me? You could have just thrown it out."
"Fair point. To make it up to you, I'll give you this other cookie I have." Alya hands Kuze another cookie.
"Wow, this one is even better than the last one."
"Oops, that one expired, except by 11 months this time." Kuze spits the cookie out again.
"Why do you have a bunch of expired cookies?"
"Yesterday, Yuki gave me a bunch of them. I'm not sure how she'd gotten them, but she just handed them to me after school and said nothing. When I got home, I ate some, but then I checked the expiration date and saw they were all expired by either 10 or 11 months, but despite that, I still put a few into my bag."
"But why did you have to give me some?"
"I intended for them to be gifts, but in hindsight, expired cookies might not be the best gift."
"Since they're expired, maybe we can throw them out."
"Yeah, we should." They both grab a few handfuls from Alya's bag, carry them to the nearest trash can, and throw them in.
"Well, now that that's taken care of, what should we do now?" Ayano appears out of nowhere.
"You two should share this Hershey's chocolate bar."
"Thanks Ayano." Alya and Kuze split the chocolate bar 50/50 and both ate it.
"Oh, wait, that Hershey's bar expired in 2013." Kuze checked. Alya and Kuze both spat it out.
"Wait, Ayano, do you have another Hershey's bar?" Kuze asked.
"Oh, I have a whole box. You can just take the whole thing."
"Thanks, Ayano."
"You are welcome, Kuze." And a second later, she disappeared.
"What're you going to do with that box?"
"We'll bake Ayano and Yuki some chocolate chip cookies with these expired Hershey's bars to get back at them for giving us the expired cookies and Hershey's chocolate."
"Sounds wonderful. I'll plan out a recipe."
"I'll meet you after school so we can bake them, if that's okay."
"Oh, go ahead."
"Thanks."
"It seems they're going to try to use Hershey's bars against us. I must inform Lady Yuki at once." Ayano said this while hiding behind a plant.
End notes: Hey y'all, not Scott here, and being sick blew. However, I'm back and ready to post. This fic came to mind when I wanted to write a short fic where all that happens is that Alya and Kuze shake hands, but I just got more ideas, and yeah, now we're here. As for my next fics, this fic is definitely getting a part 2, and I'm still working on that my clueless first friend fic, where Yukiko gives Tadaka a friendship necklace, which he gives to Nishimura. If I hadn't gotten sick, it would have probably been out by now, and while on the topic of my clueless first friend, I'm thinking about writing a fic related to my clueless first friend that's inspired by Urusei Yatsura. More details on it to come, and to celebrate, mom "ai" can explain reaching 1,000 views on A03. I will be writing another Oshi no Ko fic, and with that, bye, y'all.
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