"Lady Yuki, it has come to my attention that your brother and Alya are going to be using expired Hershey's bars against us to get back at you for giving them those expired cookies and me for giving them those chocolate bars."
"Ayano, if you stop them, I'll gladly let you make out with me." Yuki grinned.
"Oh, then I'm on it right this instant. Don't worry, Lady Yuki, I will absolutely foil their plans."
Meanwhile, Alya and Kuze were about to finish up those cookies. They were all in the oven. Suddenly, there's a knock on the door.
"I'll go get it," said Kuze. Once he opened the door, he was greeted by Ayano.
"What is it, Ayano?"
"Kuze, if you may let me speak to both you and Mistress Alya, this matter is very important."
"Okay?"
Ayano ran past Kuze and towards Alya, who had just taken the cookies out of the oven, and started looking down at them.
"Mistress Alya, I know you worked hard on these cookies, but I have to do this." Ayano grabs the tray of cookies and starts stepping on them, turning the once-beautiful-looking cookies (even if they had expired chocolate in them) into worthless crumbs on the ground.
Alya shed a tear, seeing what she had spent the afternoon making get crushed in an instant.
"What are you doing, Ayano? Leave my innocent cookies alone."
"I'll explain momentarily, but for right now, just know I need to get rid of them."
Alya pouted while Ayano finished stepping on them and cleaned up the mess she had made.
"Ayano, why is Alya crying?" Kuze asked.
"It's because she grabbed the cookie tray and just started stepping on them."
"But I did it because Lady Yuki said if I stopped you two from making the cookies, I would get to make out with her."
"But how did she find out about our plan?"
"Well, I overheard you two discussing it, and I told her about it. Now I know you two are probably mad or upset at me, but I was just following Lady Yuki's command."
"I know this is a selfish request, but please don't get back at her, at least not for the foreseeable future."
"What do we get if we don't get back at her?"
"I'll buy you two giant Moai statues for your gardens; hopefully, the HOA won't mind."
"Then you've got yourself a deal."
Both Alya and Kuze shook Ayano's hand to make the deal official.
"But wait, shouldn't we also get back at you for giving us the expired Hershey's bars?"
"Fair point, however, you two already shook my hand to make the deal official, so there's no backtracking now."
"Damn it, you're right."
"Now I will return to the shadows."
And just like that, Ayano had disappeared. Now that she had successfully convinced them to hold off on their revenge plan, she could now get to make out with her beloved Lady Yuki-
"NO."
"But you agreed to do it, Lady Yuki. I told them to hold off on their revenge plan, so now you gotta keep your end of the deal and make out with me."
"I only said that as an incentive; I wasn't actually going to do it."
"Oh well, I was going to get you Henry the vacuum, but I guess I'll just give it to my mom to help her around the house.
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roshidere fics
Fanfictionroshidere fanfics I've uploaded to A03, but now on Wattpad, a quick note: some fics will be smut, and those will have warnings.
