your so fat big mama got jealous.
your so fat when you sat on the back of a plane the plane went up.
your so fat when you sat at the back of the bus the bus did a wheelie .
Your so ugly when you went into a haunted house you came out with a job application.
Your so ugly your pillow cries at night.
Your so fat one half of you you can see England and the other half you can see china.
Your so fat when you went to a super market your belly button was 15 minutes early.
Your so old your first christmas was the first christmas.
Your so hairy big foot took a picture.
Your so stupid you made a appointment with dr pepper.
Your so ugly 1d went the other direction.
Your so ugly hello kitty said good bye.
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Book Of Disses
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