Life Is Ineffable

Japan: For The Variety

Continuing where we left, from the bar.

"So... Deanem huh?" Victor said, "pretty nice surname, but what is your full name?"
"My middle name is Samael, just piece it together." I replied
"Wonderful name" Victor said, "come to think of it, i have never heard or known your full name before and this is the first time."
"Then what's yours?" Arin asked as we were arriving at the location
"Well," Victor said with a smirk, "the name's Victor Congrove Allen."
"Woah." Arin replied
"I gotta say, Congrove is a good name." I said
"Well hehe, mother is a good person." Victor stated

We arrived at the next location and like any normal bar, it was filled with drunks, homeless people, and bullies.

"Been a long time since this bar was busy." Said the bartender
"Well, ever since Sho helped me with my debt i knew this was the first place i'd go to." Said the man sitting on the high stool
"Hey, that might be Taeha." Victor pointed out
"Just might be..." I replied as we approached the man...

At a random car show in Tokyo...

"All you *hiccup.. a-all you fuckers can't beat me in race!" Kyle said drunk
"Oh yeah? You americans, we destroy you." Said the crew leader with a Japanese accent
"T-try to shitheads!" Kyle yelled, "we're *hiccup.. gonna leave y-you in the dust!"
"Ah Jesus, Kyle's drunk for the first time." Israel said
"He's gonna end up getting into a fight, seriously!" Jason replied
The crew leader walked up to Kyle,
"If you win, you have women" the man said,
"Pick here only if americans win."
"Well damn, a-a variety of women??" Kyle said, "i don't c-care about *hiccup.. that"
"Well, name your prize." The man said
"Food, i want l-lot of food." Kyle replied
"Then, we will give you food." The man said
"I want a whole *hiccup.. buffet, lots o-of variety hehe." Kyle said
"This food maniac, God" Jason said
"Okay, we will give food." The man said
"Then let's race!" Kyle replied

They all started their engines and went to the starting line, the rules are simple. Tag team race, one person races from point A to point B with a piece of cloth or towel, the second person is at point B waiting for his/her teammate, when they reach point B and hand over the towel then the one at point B will immediately race back to point A to deliver the towel, good ol' fashion racing.

"On your marks!" Jason said
"You will eat my dust." The man said
"Get set!" Jason yelled
"We'll see, Japanese boy." Kyle replied
"Go!!" Jason shouted

And the race began..
At first, the race was on the crew leader's side because of Kyle's drunken state, Kyle wasn't driving straight and so he got a late finish on point B, but Israel used to race. And the moment Kyle handed to Israel the towel, the real race began, Israel might not be using a fast car but the NOS from the car gave her a boost and won the race by 4.3 inches of line gap.

"Take that, suckers!" Israel yelled
The man walked towards Israel ready to strike,
"You cheater!" The man pointed
"Hey man, deal's a deal." Jason said
"Fine..." The man replied, "here are the keys to the restaurant, eat all you want."
"YES." Kyle replied

Kyle rushed to the restaurant and there lies a wide variety of food,
"This is *hiccup the b-best!" Kyle yelled
"Should we leave him like this?" Israel asked
"He has food and that's probably enough for him" Jason replied, "besides, if someone would dare to jump him while eating? Goodluck to them~"
"Yeah, you're right" Israel said, "let's go back to HQ, i'm tired from all these holding back Kyle."
"Sure, let's head back" Jason replied, "yo Kyle! We goin' home, don't be too late aight!"
"Fstay fsafe guyfs!" Kyle yelled while eating, "thankfs for the food *hiccup."

Jason and Israel went back to HQ and Kyle was left unattended which is like leaving a fused bomb with a bunch of dumb strangers.

"Hey!" The crew leader yelled at Kyle, "this isn't over."
"Fshut up *hiccups" Kyle replied "i'm e-eating!"
"Get him!" The crew leader ordered his underlings to jump Kyle...

Back at HQ...
As usual, Jester is asleep, Athen is doing work, Ember is at the Archive. Israel went back to her room to rest while Jason went to wake up Jester,
"Yo Jess" Jason called, "JESS!"
"Can't you see i'm sleeping??" Jester replied,
"The fuck do you want?"
"I need you to pick up Kyle at this address." Jason said giving the paper to Jester
"What"s Kyle doing in Daikoku?" Jester asked
"We raced a bunch of people but he got drunk and now he's eating at a restaurant that he won from a race" Jason replied "don't worry cause the place closes at 9pm so almost no people are there right now, just look around for him."
"Yeah sure, you owe me for this." Jester said
"Yeah yeah, i know." Jason answered

Jason left Jester's room and went back to his own room, and Jester went ahead to go to Daikoku.
"Damn, where is this food asshole." Jester said to herself
And as she kept driving, an explosion went off not to far from the car,
"THE HELL WAS THAT!?" Jester yelled
She looked at where the sound came from and followed the smoke, then it led to a local restaurant and there he is. Kyle standing in front of the blown up restaurant in tattered clothes holding a bottle of whiskey, in the middle of a pile of knocked out crew thugs
"Hey, Kyle!" Jester shouted, "the hell's wrong with you??"
"Oh, h-hey Jessie~" Kyle answered, "don't *hiccup.. don't m-mind this, they came at me first hehe."
"You stupid food maniac" Jester said, "i though you don't drink??"
"It's m-my first time ya know" Kyle replied "besides, n-nothing bad happened."
Another explosion went off behind Kyle...
"Just get in the damn car!" Jester ordered
"Yes, m-ma'am." Kyle answered and went in the car, they drove fast when they heard the sirens of cops, but thankfully when you go pass a speed limit cops would just let you go since they wouldn't be able to catch up.