'bro friday' melanie said one time.
friday and ian wainscott came over to melanie.
ian wainscott was there because friday was fixing his broken watch.
'friday i think you have a foot fetish' melanie said.
(OdoGrey you and friday are matching now! /hj)
'wtf???? why??????' friday asked.
'errr yk... cos you always fall down, and when you fall down you fall at peoples feet and you look like you want to sniff them.' melanie clarified.
'as 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 as this idea seems, it might be true friday' ian wainscott chimed in.
'🦶🦶🦶🦶🦶🦶🦶🦶🦶🦶🦶🦶🦶' melanie said.
suddenly friday pissed her pants
'what the fuck' ian wainscott said
'MY LINE YOU FUCKING RAT I HOPE YOU DIE IN A HOUSE FIRE YOU DISGUSTING PLASTIC GARBAGE BAG YOU'RE UGLY AND HORIZONTALLY TALL I BET WHENEVER YOU SNORE EARTHQUAKES GO OFF IN CHINA' friday yelled as she magically transferred the piss to ian wainscott.
'😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭' ian wainscott cried sven tho he knows he still looks hot even with piss on his shorts.
'𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂.' melanie said.
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𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 barnes (A CRACKFIC)
Fanficthis is KINDA based off of @xxavonleaaa 's 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 hunger games but this is friday barnes so yeaaa this is also the worst cover ive EVER made omg please dont hate me also i do NOT own friday barnes, r.a. spratt does, i'm just writing this for t...
