"Erwin Smith. I am NOT going to clean up all that." Levi frowned in sight of the broken table fragments on the ground, "I don't have the money to pay you either, and I wasn't about to, tell Hange to pay if you really dared."
"I know. But it was worth a try. Now, again, PLEASE clean the mess in my room, I'll get you more tea if you do so~" Erwin tried to copy Eren Jaeger's cute face technique but failed miserably.
"No."
"But PLEASE~~~~~ I'll give you... Ummm... Eren's face!"
"No."
"I will dedicate my heart to you!"
"Go sasageyo your shinzou then."
Four Eyes: HEY GUYS! I got some information about EREN JAEGER!!!!
The president: Tell us then.
Four Eyes: His father, Grisha Jaeger, was said to have lived in Marley before! Maybe he is "The Owl"?
The president: O_O
Levi: What's the owl? He doesn't look like a bird
Four Eyes: O_O, STUPID TINY GUY!!!
Levi: I'M COMING FOR YOU FOUR EYES, NONE WILL BE SPARED THIS TIME!
Four Eyes: I'm not joking.
Levi: About the stupid or the tiny part
Four Eyes: Both.
Levi: Please die
Four Eyes: No, anyway, maybe Eren Jaeger is the attack titan! Considering the attack titan had been lost for so long.
The president: Maybe he's the Shingeki No Kyojin all along, have you read that manga? IT'S SO GOOD!
Levi: Shut up everyone
Mike Zacharias: Hi what I missed
Everybody: Meh.(WHY IS HE SO LAZY WITH TYPING NOW)
Someone was knocking on Hange's door.
"Oh no."
"IT'S ME! ERWIN SMITH!!!" It was apparently the president, not the alternative (Worse) option. Hange was sort of relieved. She opened the door.
"HELP LEVI IS COMING AFTER ME!"
"Oh, you too? What happened, did you call him short?"
"In fact, I started flattering him, I started by calling "the strongest", and then "the cleanest", then "the smartest", at last "the most adorable creature to walk upon Eldia", and---- He got mad and kicked me out. I can't even go back to my house, because for some reason, I decided to share a house with him."
"Get out, Erwin, you don't deserve to be saved after saying those words." Hange locked the door, "Good luck dealing with angry Levi, and turning into a titan(human?/devil?) sushi!" After that, she turned to write on a piece of paper, "The secrets of the president of Eldia" was the title, and she wrote down, "The president secretly finds his bodyguard cute, and bends laws for him."
"Hange Zoë! FORGIVE ME!!!" Erwin banged on the door violently, but it was locked tight, and Hange did not do anything but wait for him to give up trying.
The president: Help Mike.
Mike Zacharias: Me no need help
The president: Help "ME"!
Mike Zacharias: What happen
The president: Stop being lazy with your typing.
Mike Zacharias: :(
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My History Teacher is secretly the President
FanfictionEren Jaeger goes to elementary school along with his monkey obsessed half-brother, however, his history teacher is actually the president?!! Warning: It's kind of dumb because I have the mentality of a three years old.
