"Recognise this guy?" Zeke shoved his phone at his foolish brother's face.
"He looks like the guy following the president!"
"It is him."
"Oh, really? The national security captain is Mr. Smith's janitor?"
"I feel like you're not listening, but OK." Zeke sighed. He felt extremely annoyed at Eren's strange yet innocent attitude, but couldn't help but feel amused at the same time. Eren, although extremely annoying at times, is hard to completely despise.
"Wait... Is he related to... Mikasa?!!" asked Eren with wide surprised pikachu face. "Also, it states that he's in his 30s here? Guy look younger than you, who sort of look 40."
Zeke finally cannot take Eren's stupid blabbering anymore and left Eren in the room, he had closed his eyes and was blabbering away before he noticed Zeke had gone. "Wait, brother, I need your pillow!!!"
Return Zeke's phone, Eren.
The rest of the night was spent in awkward silence. Eren felt sort of sorry for insulting Zeke, but he felt more sorry for himself for lacking enough pillows for a pillow fort.
It was the morning after a long (and uncomfortable) night for Eren, he groaned upon seeing the lesson being biology. "Crazy woman gotta make us all preach our love for titans or something." Eren sighed. "Is Zeke already out? I want to ask him to ski-- I mean help me with the biology lesson."
It was bad enough Zeke was ignoring him, but even worse that he had to put up with... that teacher.
"Good morning class! Ready to learn about titans?!" Ms. Zoë was the weirdest professor ever, she. like. ugly. titans. She could be funny to watch sometimes until she tried to throw someone off a tower or pluck all the nails from someone. But at least she seem to think genocide is bad? But as Eren once tried to commit genocide (In the classroom) to make Mikasa the student with best grade (By committing genocide on the rest of them), that didn't make Eren like her anymore. Zeke said the genocide thing was Eren's problem, however. If you're wondering how Eren wasn't expelled, Carla begged Mr. Shadis to not to expel him and he agreed in the cost of giving him zero in every subject possible. (It's lucky that nobody died)
It is worth marking that Eren didn't know what a titan is, although Mr. Smith frequently talked about their history, all that he knows is that they were disgusting naked humanoid creatures. As Ms. Zoë handed out their classwork of "The nine titans and their abilities", Eren put down, "Being ugly and huge" for all of them. Then, he started thinking about the conversation between the teachers that day, without thinking, he asked a (stupid) question, "Professor, how come no teacher ever introduce themselves?"
"Eren, the worksheet has a backside. Besides, are you trying to google our names? Just let me tell you, Mr. Smith's first name is Erwin, isn't it just funny?" Ms. Zoë refused to elaborate any further, and started talking about Eren's worksheet and explaining the special ability of the nine titans instead of just being "ugly and huge".
When Eren searched up the president again using the school computer during lunch time, he discovered that all the pictures that hugely resembled Mr. Smith had been removed. He tried to find Zeke, and found him talking to Mr. Smith at the side of the corridor instead. "OH NO, THE PRESIDENT TRIED TO ASSASSINATE MY BROTHER!" Eren panicked.
"Good job on your history test, please help Eren more with school, I don't think he understands the lessons very well. I trust he will do as well as you with your help." Mr. Smith smiled at Zeke. Eren froze, he wondered what stupid things he had been thinking about to think that the president was assassinating his brother in the halls filled with people.
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My History Teacher is secretly the President
أدب الهواةEren Jaeger goes to elementary school along with his monkey obsessed half-brother, however, his history teacher is actually the president?!! Warning: It's kind of dumb because I have the mentality of a three years old.
