my Helluva Life

loo loo land final

No one pov:

We cut to loo loo land as a van drive up to the theme park in the imp van as moxxie opens the door for stolas and Octavia but before the made their way into the park

Blitzø: god damn it where is he?!

Stolas: uhh blitzy who exactly are we waiting for?

Bltizø: huh? Oh yeah we have a new employee

Stolas: new employee-

Stolas is cut off from the sound of a motorcycle driving fast as everyone looked up to see me driving a motorcycle and does a cool drift next to the van as the smoke clear I exit the motorcycle like a badass

My pov:

I brush off some dirt off my suit

(This is my suit)

Blitzø and the gang even Octavia and stolas blush

Me: sorry boss I had caught up some traffic

Blitzø: *shakes his head to snap out of the tance* uhh yeah no problem just be here in time...*under his breath* god damn it why is he fucking hot

Then walked up to Octavia and stolas

Me: ahh you must be stolas and Octavia I gotta say your two are look alike wow you guys are very beautiful

They both blush as Octavia hide her face in her beanie as stolas cover his face

Stolas: oh..well uhh t..thank you uhh b..but uhh are..are you human?

Me: nah I don't really know I mean I'm sticking with a hybrid or something but if you want we can talk about it later

Stolas: oh well uhh I suppose we could have some time *under his breath* in my bed~

Me: what?-

Stolas: nothing uhh let get going!

As we enter the park blitzø is talking to stolas about uhh yeah let check them out

Bltizø: now remember this is work and work only me and my crew are not here to satisfy your perverted bird needs

Octavia: *disgusted* hey...dad...do we have to-?

Bltizø politely cut her off

Blitzø: okay yeah hold on right now sweetie *turn to stolas* if you try fuckin my little ass in that park I swear to-

Stolas: you are so cute when you are serious~

Octavia: I'm literally gonna be sick

Me: yeah I'm gonna throw up my breakfast

Moxxie: oh crumbs I knew today would be a lot what do you need

Moxie fishes out several pills and other stuff in his fanny pack

Moxxie: anti-acid? ibuprofen? *Pull out several syringes glowing green substance* morphine?

Octavia: that was a figurative old man

Moxxie chuckled as he throws them all in a baby carriage as I take them out and gave the kid a shadow ball for him to play with

Moxxie: *under his breath* but she said it was literal

Millie: *exited* woooooow I haven't been to this place since I was a tot!

A large letter fall off a sigh and crushing a teenager imp

Millie: this place hasn't changed one bit ohh look it big wobbly

She point at a hideously malformed animatronic dinosaur with open it mouth and let out a terrifying shriek