my Helluva Life

The Cherubs

My pov:

I had just finish eating a meal of low sinners as I wip my mouth as darkshadowj then groan a bit

Me: okay what now we just ate?

Darkshadowj in my head: when will you ever let me out it been awhile since I been let out when I had to help you with Valentino

Me: oh yeah it been awhile since I let you out huh?

Darkshadow: YES IT HAS!!

me: okay okay calm down alright listen when we are in deep shit I will let you out think of it like uhhh sukuna and itadori

Darkshadow: mmm fine deal

Me: good now let get to work

I walk down the stairs of the hotel as I see Charlie trying to work out on how to get the hotel running as I sigh and want to help but gotta do what I gotta do

*Time skip*

I make it to the office as I then see we are in the cherub episode as I groan and realized I need to deal with those angels as I realize everything is playing as it should be

The Cherubs appear on a small, old-fashioned TV which zooms out onto the I.M.P Headquarters. Blitzo blasts the TV with his flintlock pistol, and it explodes.

Millie: Nice one, B!

Blitzo: Gimme another, Mox.

Moxxie nervously sweeps away the flaming debris and puts another old-fashioned TV onto the stand. He turns it on with a scared look on his face. The 666 News logo appears. Blitzo pours gunpowder into his flintlock.

Blitzo: Eh, nah. Not feelin' it. Next!

Moxxie switches the channel. A demonically dressed Betty Boop appears in black and white, dancing erotically with prominent, bouncing breasts, holding a pitchfork. Moxxie flinches in anticipation. Blitzo and Millie look bored.

Blitzo: Uh-huh. Keep going, keep goin', keep goin'...

Moxxie switches the channel again. Wally Wackford appears on the screen dressed in white with a black top hat, holding a cane.

Wally Wackford: I say, I say, are you lookin' to get work making crazy contraptions and goofy gadgets?

Wally whacks his cane on the wall at either side of him, producing the graphics for "CRAZY CONTRAPTIONS" and "GOOFY GADGETS" as he speaks.

Wally Wackford: WELL, call me at Wacky Wally Wackford's Wacky Idea Factory,

The Wacky Wally Wackford's Wacky Idea "Factory" ™ title appears against a similar circular background of classic old cartoons. The panel with the title then falls over forwards, landing with a

Wally: Where you make the things and I make the money!

Wally moves close to the screen with a pleading look.

Wally: Please! I'm very desperate!

Blitzo: Bingo!

Blitzo shoots and explodes the TV again, scattering debris.

Millie: WOO! You're on a roll, sir!

Me: and yet you guys wonder why we don't have nice things and for the love of God STOP SHOOTING THE TV FOR FUN!!

i growl in annoyance and as if on que I sense something or someone

The gange was a bit concerned as they never see me so tense as loona was sleeping her drink was knocked out by something tumbling