(final part)
No one's pov:
Later at I.M.P Headquarters, Blitzo stands in front of the whiteboard. Behind him is an easel with drawings on papers. The other I.M.P members sit at a table and listen.
Blitzo: Alright, shut your assholes! Here's how we're gonna do this shit! First, we find a fuck ton of clients.
The animated drawings on the paper show Blitzo, Loona, Millie and Moxxie standing together. A bunch of imps and clients surround them with bags of money.
Blitzo: We portal up.
Blitzo drawing snaps his fingers. The I.M.P figures fall down.
Blitzo: We have our fun murder time as per usual.
[The I.M.P drawings kill off human drawings with guns].
Blitzo: We pile all the bodies into a big fuckin' canoe.
The human bodies are tossed into a canoe that reads "S.S. Cum Gutter".
Blitzo: We push said canoe into some water.
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Blitzo drawing kicks the canoe full of bodies away from the dock.
Blitzo: We light it on fire to attract the sharks and eagles 'n shit. Maybe a goose, too! Fuck it!
Animated drawings of sharks, snakes, eagles and creatures eat the bodies set on fire in the canoe. A large octopus chomps the entire ship and the animals.
Blitzo: They come and eat the bodies, we win the bet…
The I.M.P drawings cheer and the Loona figure wears a party hat.
Blitzo: We rub it in that sloppy bitch's drunken whore-ass face...
The I.M.P. members give a Verosika drawing several middle fingers. The Verosika drawing bursts into tears. The scene cuts back to the meeting.
Blitzo: Do you have… any questions? *throws pointer stick through a window*
The gang stayed silent as before anyone spoke I did something I wanted to do
*Punches blitzo*
He flied across room and crash to the wall as the gang stared wide eyes
Millie: josh why did you punch bltizø?
Josh: he deserved it not only did he bet the "parking space" he betted me in it to if verosika wins i work for her now
The room went silent as loona, Millie and moxxie stared at blitzø with such anger arua as blitzø was sweating
Blitzø: heheh uhh guys I can uhh ep...e.. explain hehe well you see uhh I uhhh
Lonna grab bltizø by his legs and well-
(The part where hull literally just destroyed Loki)
Everyone stayed silent as I then decided to speak
Josh: okay guys so now that blitzø is knocked out thanks to loona thank you lonna *winks at her and give her a thumbs up*
Lonna blushes as she hide her face behind her phone pretending as if she saw something interesting as I took the board down
Josh: Okay we need to figure out how to kill more people then verosika making them cream their pants any ideas?
We all stayed quite as we tried to think as I groan a bit
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my Helluva Life
Fanfictionthis story is about me I'm 17 years old and I have all my memories when I died this takes place when I finished watching the new episode of helluva boss and I went to sleep but I heard my mom and my sister were screaming in pain before I could see i...
