my Helluva Life

spring broken

(sorry for not posing guys been busy with school but let do this)

No one pov:

The scene starts off with blitzo and the gang including me on the van driving till the horror came that I knew was gonna come

Blitzø: i love this song! *Poorly sings along with "mustang dong" on the radio*

Loona is sitting next to bltizø looking annoyed and ready to kill him we got moxxie who is covering his non existent ears millie rolls down the window and smiles as me

I was jamming to my song with my earbuds at full blast

Darkshadowj in my mind: now this is music

Me in my mind: mhm it better also we better be ready

Darkshadowj: yup we are in the episodes of spring broken

Me in my mind: yup now let be-

Before I finish my train of thought bltizø slam his brakes and the van skids to a stop blitzo turn off his radio and glares at the car that we all know

I was on the floor as moxxie was on top of me blushing as he realized how close we were

Me: wow your a lighter than I thought you were *I said as I do a little up and down with him as I also realized his thighs were heheh a bit thicc as moxxie was a blushing mess*

Blitzo: oh you suck for life do ya!?

Bltizø pull out a megaphone and yell

Bltizø: listen up you unoriginal pink um dump you have three goddam seconds to get your tits out of my parking space!

I rolled my eyes as I knew where this is going

Bltizø: oh shit verosika!

Verosika: blitz-o

Blitzo: I should have known you'd be here. I could smell fish for miles, which is odd. Because, I believe the nearest ocean is…

Blitzo falls and faceplants onto the ground before standing up.

Blitzo: …three Rings DOWN!

Verosika: And I should have known you'd be here when I heard the amber alerts.

Blitzo: Oh, yeah? I'm surprised they let your fat ass outta rehab. I can see you're still a drunken whore, clutching onto that Beelzejuice bottle like it's the last cock in Hell!

[Verosika flips her long hair back dramatically.]

Verosika: They let me out because I'm still famous. And rehab is for sad, loser wash-ups.

Verosika takes a drink from her bottle and wipes her mouth with her thumb.

Verosika: So, your sister says "Hi”.

Blitzo angrily steps in front of Verosika.

Blitzo: Why are you parkin' here?! This is the ONLY parking spot my company has! So take your tampon race car somewhere else!

Verosika: Actually, prick. It has my name on it.

Verosika points down to her name written in purple spray paint by their feet. I.M.P is crossed out on the ground.

Verosika: I'm doing a bit of freelance for one of the infinitely more successful companies in the building...

Loona: *watching from the van* No way…

Verosika: ...and they wanted to have me come in this week to lead their team during spring break.

Blitzo: A WEEK?! No, no, you are NOT parking here for a fuckin' week!