ℑ𝔰𝔫'𝔱 𝔪𝔶 𝔠𝔬𝔩𝔩𝔢𝔠𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫 𝔰𝔬 𝔭𝔯𝔢𝔱𝔱𝔶?

Skunk's Skull

Arguing only brings about bad things. And yet, when it's someone you love you always manage to convince yourself they're a good person deep inside. How long will it take you to realize they aren't deserving of your sympathy?

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Why was Nezu so persistent? Then again why the hell is he on public transport?

Izuku groaned as he unlocked the door, he was only gone for an hour or so but his mom was already back. And there was somebody else to?

"Oh Izuku! You're drenched! I'll get a towel for you!" She walked into another room, leaving you alone with the very familiar mystery man who left when Izuku was, what, 7?

"Izuku! You've grown so much!" Short, somewhat white hair and red eyes. How were they even related? Izuku was relieved when Inko came back in with a towel drying him off a bit. Izuku looked past his father and into the sitting room.

There was a guy with light blue hair and another with scars all over him. He looked at his mom in confusion.

*insert supper cool and important explanation*

The five of them sat down awkwardly, Izuku trying many times to go upstairs to his room. To his protest, he had to bring the two strange men with him. So yeah, that happened.

"This is... interesting...." The scared dude was standing infront of a jar with a literal stomach in it. He was about to pick it up when Izuku shot him a death glare.

"If you touch anything I'll add you to my collection." The crusty ass mother fucker put down something he was holding and just sat still on the floor. Scars and staples just stood still.

"So remind me again why I have two grown men in my room?" Izuku asked, leisurely sitting on his bed. The two shrugged, ready to get the fuck outa there.

Izuku just leaned back on his bed, clearly bored. "You wanna learn how to dissect a salamander?" He asked. The two shook their heads and he groaned. "Then what do you want to do?"

"Leave."
"Go home." The two boys said it at the same time, making Izuku smile. "Well, hell is always part of us. Wanna go back there?" His smile was devious and both men sprinted downstairs.

"Get us out of here!"
"This kid is insane!" They both asked Hisashi looked down at the two, and back at the stairs. "Tomura? What?"

"Quit trying to get back with your wife, it's really not working out! And please! Get us out of here, your son is—"

"Get out of my house." Inko interrupted. Hisashi turned his head towards her. "Inko, let's talk about this."

"You don't come into my house and talk about my child like that, I want them out!" She was visibly angry, an honestly rare occurrence. Hisashi groaned and led the two bitch boys outside.

"Are you two fucking stupid?!"
"You should have seen that kids room, we are doing you a major favor!"

Izuku decided to opened his window, to uhhh... watch the sunset. Yeah.

"Hey!" He yelled down, making two grown ass men yelp. "I recommend leaving."
"Why, Izuku?" Hisashi smiled at him, and Izuku only returned it with a half assed smile. "Because my mom is calling the cops since you won't get off her property~!" He waved them off as they sprinted off into the sunset, at least three cop cars chasing after them.

"Hah, another job well do— wait a damn minute aren't those the villains that are always on the news?"

Ahh! The UA entrance exam, hell in three words. Kids pushing and shoving, trying to win. Cheating on the test and throwing others around to get points. Remind him, why was he here again?

Oh yeah, because of the rat thing. Well, lucky for him, he can use his 'charm' to ensure that people don't sabotage him. That charm was his death glare, obviously.

Already were people trying to get away from him. This included some strange girl with pink hair and skin. She was only trying to say 'hi', but he don't fuck with that shit so he did the next best thing. Show her true fear from inside the eyes of her enemies!

She was hiding behind some guy with spiky red hair. Izuku looked at him and smiled. The red head turned back to look at pinkie.

He did bother to talk to anybody and just found his seat number. And guess who he was sitting next to? You'll never get it, it's impossible to guess—

It was Katsuki. "Hey there Katsuki, I didn't know they let dogs in here." Izuku snickered as Katsuki fought the urge to scream at him.

"What do you want, Deku?"
"Not my name and you know it!" Izuku placed his head in his hands. "What do you want?"
"This is my seat."
"Why did you even come here?" Izuku smiled deviously, making Katsuki a little nervous. "I was persuaded by a white rat."

"I think you're actually going insane." Izuku leaned his head on the desk. "That's what I said too." Katsuki gave him that look that said 'What the fuck' and just stared at him. "Wha—"
"Shut up it's starting."

"Convinced by a rat? Seriously Nezu?" Aizawa asked Nezu, who had a very broken sense of humor so he was laughing his ass off. With pro hero Midnight of course.

She calmed herself down a bit and sat up. "It's at least a little funny Sho." Aizawa just mumbled something under his breath and sat back down. He took a very long and well deserved sip of his coffee.

"So what's his name?" He pulled something up on his phone, probably some files or some shit. "Izuku Midoriya." Typing could be heard. "Quirk; Putrefy. It allows the user to co—"

"Let's not spoil the good part, let's wait for that." Nezu stated, and snatched Aizawa's phone right from his hand. "That includes you." Midnight groaned. "But I'm curious now!"

"And you'll still be curious later." She groaned. "Fine, fine."

"Hey! I'm back!" Present Mic yelled as he opened the door. "That's your cue, Nemuri."
"See you guys later!" She strut out of the room. What the fuck am I writing, sweet Jesus—

Izuku waited idly for the gate to creak open. He dashed for it the moment he saw a gap big enough that he could get through it. Others followed after. He honestly couldn't give less of a fuck and started putrefying things. Besides that, with brute force involved he'd be fine.

"This is boring."