ℑ𝔰𝔫'𝔱 𝔪𝔶 𝔠𝔬𝔩𝔩𝔢𝔠𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫 𝔰𝔬 𝔭𝔯𝔢𝔱𝔱𝔶?

Pomeranians heart

Do you like being stomped on and ripped apart like a flower? No. It's not fun, is it?

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So happy we have lunch after this! I'm starved!

Izuku was walking in the hallway with Kirishima. The two stopped so they could wait for Uraraka and Mina, running into an egoistic maniac. "Well, well, well! If it isn't two of the students of class 1A?"

"I'm gonna go find Mina and Uraraka." He stated annoyed. "If you want you can come with me." He told Izuku, who just smiled and waved him off. "I got this." When Kirishima left his demeanor turned dark.

Izuku looked puzzled. "Who the fuck are you?"
"I'm Neito Monoma from class 1B!" He had his hand on his forehead, Izuku could swear he saw sparkles around him.

"Okay, and?" Izuku asked, boredom and disinterest evident in his voice. "So you really think you're that much better than me? Typical, you get yourself into the best class and all of a sudden the world revolves around—"

"Have you ever been dissected?" Izuku asked, cutting him off. Monoma let out a confused noise, looking Izuku up and down. "What?" He had a shocked, confused, and what the fuck expression.

"Of course not, are you fucking b-"
"Would you like to be? Because I have everything you'd need for that! Anything necessary for embalmment to! So you could either take my offer, or leave us alone!" Izuku had an innocent smile displayed as Monoma backed away. The blonde started sprinting, making Izuku laugh a bit.

"Hey, we're back!" He heard Kirishima yell from down the hall, behind him Mina and Uraraka, chatting away. Kirishima joined in the conversation. "Just in time to! I got Monoma to run back to his class!" Mina giggled a bit. She swear she heard Monoma screaming in the hall a few minutes ago.

"Sick, Midobabe!" Izuku was confused. "Quite a bold nickname."

"She calls me that a lot to, don't sweat it." Kirishima smiled down at him and laughed. "And you're Ochababe!"
"I think you need to work on your nicknames." Uraraka smiled and laughed. Mina sighed and nodded.

"Now let's get to the cafeteria, I'm starved!" Uraraka complained, her stomach growling as if agreeing.

"Same! It's life I haven't eaten in years!" She rubbed her stomach, mumchinv on oxygen for a moment. "How's that air taste, Ashido?" Izuku asked her and she laughed. "Delicious, but oh shall the grim reaper poison it?" She asked, opening the doors to the cafeteria.

It was filled with students, either getting lunch or eating it. Izuku glanced around the room, placing his eyes on Monoma who was with he assumed his classmate at a table. He had to have been talking about something.

He could hear some of what they're saying. "He's a psychopath but he's so cute— and, and—!"
"So, remind me why you decided to report him to his homeroom teacher?" A girl with amber hair asked him. He started whining.

"That's why I'm complaining! Because he'll know I'm the one who said that!" Izuku walked up at him, staying silent as he stood behind him. "So you don't want him to be mad because he's your type, summary you watch to much anime and did the right thing because he needs mental help."

Izuku stared at her, leaving the two alone for now. He sat down next to Kirishima, leaning his head on his hand. "You're not going to eat anything?" He asked, chopsticks halfway to his mouth with a piece of chicken in them. Before Izuku could open his mouth enough to talk though, Kirishima shoved it into his mouth.