ℑ𝔰𝔫'𝔱 𝔪𝔶 𝔠𝔬𝔩𝔩𝔢𝔠𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫 𝔰𝔬 𝔭𝔯𝔢𝔱𝔱𝔶?

15

If you have an identical twin, and they decide to call you ugly, just remind them you look the exact same.

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Oh boy! Another day another visit to my Malewifes office!

Izuku pushed the door open and went straight for the chair spinning around. "Hey, bitch!" He waved to his pookie Hound Dog who looked up at him. "Hello, Midoriya. How was the tetanus shot?"

"I'd rather be stuck in that building again, can we talk about something else?" Hound Dog giggled. "What's so bad about a shot?"

"My fear of needles."
"I'm pretty sure your homeroom teacher is afraid of you now."

"As he should be." Izuku crossed his arms and puffed his chest out like a prideful bird. "Wait— why am I here again?"

"Well that's what I was about to—"

The two heard the door creak open loud as fuck. Uraraka, Tokoyami, Aoyama, Hagakure, and Kaminari. Everyone who was saved from that disaster.

"And this is where I clock out." He stood up, about to walk out of the room. "Ahh, ahh, ahh, get your ass back here." Izuku gasped. "Language!"

"Chair. Sit." Izuku rolled his eyes and sat on the chair, rolling around again. "Hey Uraraka, first time?" She looked at him with a stare that asked to many questions. "Can I just spend another night in the nurses office?"

"Wanna get crushed again?"
"Yes."

She just stared at him, then at Oswald. "Why is there a holy satanic squirrel thing being crucified?"
"His name is Oswald thank you." Izuku huffed and picked Oswald up off the shelf.

"Revelry in the dark."
"What does that even mean?!"
"Things."
"Yes, things."
"Neither of you are making sense—"
"And you're gay."
"No I'm not!"
"Then you're a Pikachu."
"Or a phone charger." Toru giggled. Hound Dog just stared at them.

"Are you kids high or something?"
"Yeah."
"No, no we're not, Midoriya no, no we're not."
"Wait you guys aren't?"

That was a very fun visit, considering he had to go to Recovery Girl's office, AGAIN, for a drug test. He wasn't high but it was funny because he needs to go back again tomorrow.

That's office was starting to get pretty bland. He should bring that crow he dissected to give it some life. Nah, a possum would be a lot better. He didn't feel like giving up that crow, it took a long ass time, considering he wouldn't dare damage those pristine feathers.

But for now, he was writing an essay in his English Class. It was on improvement for a chosen hero's costume. He chose Present Mic, for the result of shame and embarrassment.

He was going to point out MANY flaws in the design and practicality of his daily clothes as well. He could have gone with Midnight and point out that she looked like something off of r34.xxx, but that would be unfair to Kirishima since his entire chest is out. And a little to Yaomomo.

So instead he would target his English teacher. Talking about how impractical and ridiculous his costume may be. Here's a few sentences of what he wrote down, and mind you, there's more that I didn't wanna type: