POV: someone makes their pookie (you) uncomfortable !!
Bive
♪ Might try to attack them LMAO
♪ "ARE YOU A SPY!/1//1????"
♪ Probably starts tweakin
DrRetro
♪ Hissing.. Yeah lots of hissing
♪ Tail fluffs up like CRAZYY
♪ Begrudgingly but politely asks them to leave before she scratches them
Fleshcousin
♪ Its smiley face turns into a frown
♪ Just snuggles up to you and stares at the person making you uncomfortable
♪ Super clingy for the rest of the day
Gnarpy
♪ Thinks PDA is gross and calls them a Gnarpian slur
Infected
♪ "H3Y m4n, b4Ck 0ff!!! D:<"
♪ Pretty chill dude, he only really gets mad if they keep refusing to leave you alone
♪ Or alternatively tries to get your attention away from them by impressing you with cool skateboard tricks !!
Lampert
♪ Politely asks them to leave you alone
♪ If they don't he stays completely calm and just pulls you away
♪ He might spray them with sanitiser and tell them to stop getting his lover dirty or he might just casually insult their whole bloodline
Mannequin_Mark
♪ Gets SUPER offended (he doesn't wanna lose another partner, not today!!)
♪ Starts an argument that lasts like 10 minutes
♪ You probably have to pull him away so he stops arguing with them
Poob/PartyNoob
♪ Gets kinda sad and repeatedly asks them to go away
♪ Literally WILL NOT SHUT UP until they leave you alone
♪ "anywayy, wanna go get ice cream? :3"
Pest
♪ Calls them a creep and many other colourful insults in Japanese
♪ Puts his arm around you and gives them a death stare until they leave
♪ Afterwards acts like literally nothing happened (he may or may not have stolen their coins)
Pilby
♪ They're WAY too shy to stand up for you
♪ Instead just asks you if you want to leave and comforts you afterwards
♪ Might start crying
Prototype
♪ Asks them politely to leave, but never acts angry at them
♪ Explains in detail how they're making you uncomfortable and that he's your partner
♪ Starts asking you if you feel okay afterwards :33
Reddy
♪ CHAT IS THIS THE BITE OF 87????
Scag
♪ "HORRIBLECORE!!!!"
♪ Gets really sad and a little jealous
♪ You'll probably have to reassure her that everything is ok afterwards
Split
♪ Makes banana puns while subtly insulting them
♪ Gets you away from the situation as fast as possible
♪ Doesn't even mention it unless you bring it up (she just wants to take your mind off of it) also might bring you to Splitsville :3
Spud!
♪ Gets REALLY stressed out and just hugs you tightly
♪ Might tell them to leave you alone
♪ Cuddles you when you get home
Unpleasant
♪ Makes THEM uncomfortable by telling them skibidi toilet lore and making ohio jokes
♪ Either that or just stares at them for an uncomfortably long time
♪ Stay away from its kitten/j
Wallter
♪ Insults them... Politely...
♪ Feels like throwing a brick at them ngl
♪ "Are you ok, darling? Would you like this person to leave you alone? Let's go home, my love."
Mach
♪ They're getting hit with her hammer./hj
♪ She might (will) rig their experience on the WHEEL OF floor from now on
♪ Makes sure you're feeling ok
Gregoriah
♪ Panics
♪ Pulls you away
♪ Then you guys go home and snuggle yayyy!!!! :3
Folly
♪ I assure you they are done for
♪ Nightmares EVERY NIGHT for months
♪ Might pull a Melanie (IM SORRY) on them, depending on how bad it was
Jeremy
♪ Stay away from his pretty princess!!!!
♪ Honestly? He just picks you up (bridal style) and walks away
♪ Yaps about how he'll always keep you safe :3
YAYAYAYY ANOTHER HEADCANONS THING DONE!!!!! i hope u like it.. ngl I wanna do some of those scenario headcanons (how you met, blah blah blah) and I might make a more detailed, paragraph-long version of this if I have time :3 enjoy ur meal
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