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𝙃𝙀𝘼𝘿𝘾𝘼𝙉𝙊𝙉𝙎 1 : 𝐂𝐮𝐝𝐝𝐥𝐞𝐬

Wowza first headcanons chapter!!!11 tried 2 make this as accurate as possible so enjoy

In order of the list of NPCs on the wiki !! (BTW SHOULD I DO FOLLY... i love her but i feel like she's kinda hard to do in terms of romantic stuff bc she's erm. evil...)

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Bive

♪ Literally clings onto you so hard you think she's gonna crush ur ribs

♪ Genuinely terrified that if she lets go the clown militia is going to find you or something

♪ Stinky and kinda itchy but it's the thought that counts <3

DrRetro

♪ Purrs while cuddling you, feels and sounds very pleasant

♪ Fluffy and warm (also smells pretty nice)

♪ Objectively one of the best NPCs to cuddle

Fleshcousin

♪ Repeats your name over and over again, it's kinda cute

♪ Says gibberish but it sounds like it's complimenting you

♪ Squishy :33

Gnarpy

♪ Would probably zap you if you tried cuddling

Infected

♪ "D1d 1 t3ll u h0W CUt3 U R??? <33"

♪ Honestly really good at cuddling, enjoys being a big spoon

♪ Might get you sick but oh well!!1 he's cute so who cares

Lampert

♪ Not a huge fan of cuddling but he'll put up with it for you

♪ You have to shower first though

♪ You cuddle in IKEA beds and sofas, his tail visibly starts wagging when you do (if you showered)

Mannequin_Mark

♪ Might give you splinters

♪ Tries to make it more comfy by giving you pillows so you don't have to directly cuddle wood

♪ Literally has the biggest grin ever when cuddling so who cares if you get splinters

Poob/PartyNoob

♪ Yaps to you for hours about what parties they just went to

♪ SUPER cuddly and affectionate

♪ Gives you ice cream and you might watch a movie (another objectively superior choice)

Pest

♪ Tries to act like he's not enjoying it but he is