1. Invitation

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[Yoonie has created group 101 Fail-Proof Ways To Kill BTS Haters]

[Yoonie has added Sailorjoon, Moon wide handsome, Hope on the streets, Mini mini Jiminie, Taetae mic and Googie]

Yoonie:
Welcome to the chat room. If you can see this message, it means you have been chosen as an exclusive member to participate in 101 Fail-Proof Ways To Kill BTS Haters.

Yoonie:
The rules are simple:
1. Suggest ways to terrorise and/or kill the group that call themselves BTS haters.
2. Curse words are allowed, so kindly make the most of this opportunity.
3. Remember that this is all in good fun!

Yoonie:
Type 'Min Yoongi Is Awesome' to confirm your participation.

Hope on the streets:
Yoongi, what the actual--

Moon wide handsome:
WHAT IS THIS BAHAHAHAHAHA

Sailorjoon:
sometimes i worry about the mental state of my band

Taetae mic:
Min Yoongi is awesome

Taetae mic:
So what's the event about?

Mini mini Jiminie:
You confirmed your participation before reading about it? 😶😶

Hope on the streets:
Yoongi-ah. What is this about?

Yoonie:

It is what it says. We write down ways to kill and/or torture our haters

Sailorjoon:
...why?

Yoonie:
For fun.

Yoonie:
I thought it could be therapeutic for all of us, with what's been happening and all

Sailorjoon:
I knew I shouldn't have encouraged you to make that secret twitter account

Sailorjoon:
It's my mistake

Hope on the streets:
Yoongi-ah, if you're feeling down because of haters, you can always come to us.

Mini mini Jiminie:
Right!

Mini mini Jiminie:
The haters aren't worth giving attention to, hyung!!!

Moon wide handsome:
We're still the ones who have a wall covering shelf for our awards 💪

Moon wide handsome:
Which couldn't have existed if it weren't for our Yoongi

Moon wide handsome:
Or the rest of us

Sailorjoon:
Right!

Sailorjoon:
Yoongi hyung, if you want, you can disable that twitter account

Sailorjoon:
We don't need to check it everyday

Sailorjoon:
And you don't have to read those vile comments

Taetae mic:
They will always post what comes to mind, but hyung, what goes through their minds is not something any of us have to worry about!

Taetae mic:
Hyung, are you sad because of them? That's why you want to kill them?

Hope on the streets:
You don't have to become a murderer for kids like them

Hope on the streets:
But my door is always open for you to crash in and talk

Mini mini Jiminie:
And mine!

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