Sailorjoon:
25. Make them stand in front of Seokjin hyung. They will be astonished with how such a beautiful man can exist and then die of shock.
Googie:
👎
Hope on the streets:
Yoongi hyung has this face on right now
Hope on the streets:
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Yoonie:
So exactly how much did he pay you to say that?
Yoonie:
1000 W? 2000 W?
Moon wide handsome:
No
Sailorjoon:
26. Show them a picture of his smile, their heart will beat so fast it will explode and they'll die
Moon wide handsome:
No
Sailorjoon:
27. Make them eat the food he made with his own hands, and they will literally go to heaven
Moon wide handsome:
No
Sailorjoon:
28. Make hyung sing to them, they won't be able to cope with the overwhelming sense of happiness and epiphany and die
Moon wide handsome:
Epiphany huh?
Moon wide handsome:
Nice play of words, but no
Sailorjoon:
29. While hyung is an angel of a man usually, he resembles the flames when mad, so just throw the haters at him while he's mad
Moon wide handsome:
You bitch- I thought you were trying to win me over with compliments???
Googie:
"while hyung is an angel of a man usually, he resembles the flames when mad" Namjoon hyung, I love you but no
Taetae mic:
Gotta give points for the poetry
Hope on the streets:
This is a chat room discussing the pain and death of antis there is no room for poetry
Mini mini Jiminie:
"Show them a picture of his smile" what the fuck
Yoonie:
What the fuck did you do
Yoonie:
For you to resort to such drastic measures
Moon wide handsome:
Mf ate MY sandwich
Moon wide handsome:
And broke the plate trying to hide it
Moon wide handsome:
30. Just hand the haters to Namjoon, he will break them immediately
Taetae mic:
Pfft-
Mini mini Jiminie:
BAHAHAHAHA
Googie:
The haters don't deserve to get touched by hyung!
Googie:
31. Put them in a catapult and launch them into space
Mini mini Jiminie:
Jeongguk that's- physically not possible
Mini mini Jiminie:
A space ship would be a better option
Googie:
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Googie:
I'm not spending money on them, millionaire or not
Mini mini Jiminie:
You said it was a hypothetical situation
Googie:
Still, too far fetched
Hope on the streets:
Damn
Hope on the streets:
So like, with suit or not?
Yoonie:
Will they be lost forever, or explode with the pressure immediately?
Googie:
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Googie:
Hell to the fucking no
Googie:
This is a How to Kill Haters, Low Budget, Low Effort event
Googie:
So they explode by their own body pressure
Taetae mic:
I like how you seemed to have done some nice research on it
Googie:
Thanks 🙌
Taetae mic:
32. Drop a meteorite on them
Sailorjoon:
are my maknaes okay?
Sailorjoon:
no
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101 Fail-Proof Ways To Kill Haters
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