101 Fail-Proof Ways To Kill Haters

2. 1-10

Yoonie:
1. A knife

Yoonie:
I thought I'd start with something obvious

Moon wide handsome:
Boring

Moon wide handsome:
2. Throw them in a narrow, deep pit and watch them suffocate with the lack of oxygen

Googie:
3. Throw them into the earth's core

Moon wide handsome:
That's basically what I said.

Googie:
No it's not

Googie:
You want to see haters suffocate, I want to see them burn

Mini mini Jiminie:
💀

Mini mini Jiminie:
4. Run them over with a car

Taetae mic:
5. Flatten them with a truck.

Mini mini Jiminie:
6. Saw them in half with a train

Taetae mic:
7. Touch their skin with the hot engine of a motorcycle

Mini mini Jiminie:
8. Run over their pinky toe with a tricycle. Repeat the process until they die of pain.

Hope on the streets:
What's with the vehicle related methods?

Hope on the streets:
Did you two discuss amongst yourselves or something?

Sailorjoon:
I love how it all started so dangerously, then ended with a tricycle XD

Moon wide handsome:
No Namjoon-ah

Moon wide handsome:
It's growing steadily more painful

Sailorjoon:
Why?

Sailorjoon:
If I had to choose whether to be run over by a train or a tricycle, I would definitely choose tricycle.

Googie:
I'm shivering. WHY THE PINKY TOE?!?!?!?

Taetae mic:
😈

Mini mini Jiminie:
😈

Yoonie:
Namjoon-ie...

Yoonie:
Read the suggestion again

Yoonie:
With a train, you will die instantly, you will not even feel the pain

Yoonie:
But here, they are saying they will REPEATEDLY crush their pinky toe until they die

Yoonie:
In their last moments, they will be in pain

Yoonie:
Also, as there has been no child specified, I'm guessing one of them is going to be driving that tricycle, which adds to the weight and pain

Sailorjoon:
Oh

Sailorjoon:
...thank you for explaining

Hope on the streets:
Namjoon-ie just sat and stared at his phone for a whole minute unblinking before replying lol

Hope on the streets:
Who's going to be driving the tricycle anyway?

Taetae mic:
Jimin-ie, because it was his idea

Googie:
And because he'd be the only one who could fit in a tricycle and not look out of place 💀

Hope on the streets:
I shouldn't have even asked 😂

Mini mini Jiminie:
ONE KICK AND YOU WILL LAND IN ANOTHER DIMENSION SO DON'T CALL THESE LONG LEGS SHORT YOU BITCH--

Moon wide handsome:
9. Tell Jimin the haters called him short, then lock them in a room together with him

Mini mini Jiminie:
10. Break Seokjin hyung's gaming console and put the blame on haters

Yoonie:
I love it when I start something and get to see everyone pulling shit to continue it

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A/N: So, I guess everyone now understands what kind of suggestions will make surface lmfao.

Also, just coz you're the readers, it doesn't mean you can't participate! Feel free to send your suggestions in the comment section, now that you know what kind of suggestions will be written here. I might just use those if I really like them and give credit to the user.

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