Hello fellow internet and Josh Dun worshipers, I am back after 50 years with another very short Phan one shot. Yes I know my writing sucks and I should quit, but what the heck. YOLO.
Ew did I really just say that.
Anyways, enjoy!"Hello Internet!" I began. I decided to make a video about my experience with accidentally swearing in front of an elderly couple. I went on explaining about how I stubbed my toe in a restaurant and screamed every profanity I could think of whilst simultaneously grabbing the attention of everybody in the diner.
Some old Lady shook her head and looked at her presumable husband, and muttered "youth these days".
At some point in the video, towards the end, Phil yelled from the living room that he was going to get some things for dinner. Me being the absolute idiot I am replied with: "Be safe on the streets at this time of night. I love you!" Of course I said the last line quieter than the rest of the sentence, but Phil still somehow heard me. You could practically hear him drop everything.
At this point, I started blushing and trying to say things like "I just said that out of habit" and "I didn't mean it" but it came out as "I didn't, its a habit of mine to, but I didn't mean..."
But I did mean it. And I said it to him everyday. He just never heard me until now.
I cried. A lot. And locked my self in my bedroom
I uploaded the video two days later, but the editing wasn't as good as I wished it to be . And that's not even the worst that happened. Because I spent those first two day crying so much, I didn't notice that it still had me saying "I love you" to Phil when I was finished editing it and when I uploaded it. I took the video down after a day, but still one million people watched it and recorded it so now the whole world is crashing down around me.
Phil has knocked on my door a few times. I felt bad, because every time he did, he was sniffling and you could tell he was crying.
But then came a time when he slipped a note under my door. I couldn't believe it when I read it at first.
"I love you too, Dan"
That was all it said.
But I still didn't come out of my room. He obviously meant it platonically. He knocked a few days after that.
Now he sounded completely destroyed.
Broken, sad, depressed. Exactly how I felt. As soon as he spoke the first syllable, my heart twanged with sympathy and longing.
He sniffled, "D-Dan... you can come out now." He let out a sad, nervous laugh. "Listen, I understand that you obviously feel awkward and embarrassed but I mean this when I say,"
He paused. I let out a quiet sob. He sounded absolutely desperate and despondent. I could hear him crying slightly too.
"I-I love you. More than a... More than a friend. You are still my best friend. I can't stand to have you like this, you need to come out n-now..."
I ran to my door and flung it open, and then proceeded to wrap my arms around Phil's neck. He hugged me back. I cried just a little bit. He chuckled.
"Its good to see you, we haven't spoken in ages!" I laughed louder than necessary and continued hugging my best friend, the love of my life, my soulmate.
I ended the hug and took a good look at Phil. He was completely white. I say this with absolutely no exaggeration. He had red, puffy eyes with bags underneath them. He smiled and studied my face as well. I know I looked terrible, but that was probably because I basically hadn't moved at all in four days.
What had Phil been doing? I hoped he didn't lose any sleep over me, but I knew that was wrong. You could tell just by the look in his eyes he hasn't slept very good for the past five days.
After studying each others faces for a long time, I decided to test out where our relationship was at the moment.
"C-can I kiss yo-" but I was cut off by Phil quickly nodding his head and crashing his lips into mine. I didn't know until then that it was possible to feel so many emotions at once.
Excitement, joy, relief, exhaustion, delight, bliss.
That night, we made a video together and posted it on both of our channels, explaining the video I deleted, the lack of tweets, videos, and other social media updated, and our current relationship status. We also posted the video on Tumblr and Twitter so a lot more people would see it sooner. The video was titled 'I forgot to edit it out'The end! I wrote this on mobile so idk if its long or short. I can't tell. Sorry. And this is kinda depressing with a hint of cute but whatever. Its also really awkward. I felt awkward writing it. Idk why. I don't really like this one because I like to write with an idea in my head already, but this one I just kind of made up on the spot. But of you liked this one, coolio.
Next update with be in like 45,000 years so see you then!
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