Here goes part 6! This chapter is litterally about Mars realizing something about earthlings or Earth... i guess?
ANGST MY ONLY LOVE<33
Im bad at writing angsty shit
(Also Mars didnt just randomly text the group chat because he realized something, they had been talking there for a while.)
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Mars the bar: Come to think of it earth doesnt having earthlings hurt??
(Lemme change Earths name, Jupiters-son is too long...)
The man: Uhmmm
(I spent atleast like 4 minutes trying to figure what to name him😣😮💨)
(No, i dont really know whats wrong with me, why❓️)
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Mars the bar: Since even having an earthling space ship land on my surface hurts
The man went offline
(Now Luna comes back online with Earths phone‼️)
The man: Earth kinda started panicking from that question.. also if someone is dumb its luna on earths phone here
Jupiterlover: Why is he panicking?
The man: Because having earthlings does hurt now i cant say more cuz if earth finds out hes gonna kill meh.
The man went offline
Saturnlover: The earthlings hurt him?
(Litterally Venus' thoughts are like: if i cuold just have life i wuoldnt mind being in pain..)
(Why havent Uranus, Neptune, Venus or Mercury said anything yet?? I dont know but they shall speak now! Probably 🙃)
Artist: Time to go have a talk with my depressed boyfriend again ig
Artist went offline
Smol: What is even happening...
Hot head: Shut up pluto 2.0
Smol: What did i do now.
Hot head: You existed, thats what you did.
Smol: I "existed" bro i still exist?
Hot head: You wont after i bombard your face with astroids
Hot head went offline
Smol: Well shiiit-
Smol went offline
(Nevermind lets say Neptune is too busy with guillermo in the kuiper belt to be texting...)
Saturnlover: Saturn please come to my orbit so we can talk about these creatures.
Jupiterlover: Talk about earthlings? Okay
Jupiterlover went offline
Saturnlover went offline
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Hellou...
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Word count: 346
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FanfictionIts solarhumans actually- I conveniently decide to write all the chapters of this in the middle of the night! #2 - earth July 24th 2024 #2 - mars October 8th 2024 #1 - sun November 6th 2024
