Solarballs group chat !!

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(My Pov)

"Hello! Once again." I greeted the planets.

Neptune waved.

"Girl... the sun will slaughter you!" Venus told.

"Oh, he can try. He wont be getting me, though!" I yelled. 

*😘*

I teleported to the center of the room.

"Anyway! Youre not here to react this time. I just wanna talk to yall!" I informed them as i sat down infront of Earth.

"Yall can yap about whatever you want to..." I said turning around to the others. "Im just gonna talk to my dear home planet right here!" I turned back to Earth.

"Can i join you two?" Uranus asked after others had already went to talk to someone.

"Cuold i join too?!" Neptune asked in a yell.

"Of course! Sit right on down, ice buddies." I answered.

(Timeskip of probably about 10 minutes??)

"NEPTUNE! WHAHHAHAHAAAH--" Earth cackled loudly.

"Ei vittu..." I whispered, trying not to laugh.

(Ei vittu... = No fuck...)

(I think... I HOPE?)

(No that sounds weird.)

(...)

(Woof 🐵)

"Mate, WHAT?" Uranus shouted in question.

"What? What is PornHub?" Neptune asked.

"UHHM-- You dont need to know that, hun!" I yelled in response.

Earth was still laughing his ass off. The others didnt pay much attention to us, because they were yapping about stuff of their own.

"Okay, okay... can we calm down now?" I asked them.

"Yeah, uh-- anyone got something to talk 'bout?" Earth responded in question.

"Can i show yall some videos from my phone?" I asked.

"Sure, what do you got?" Uranus answered and asked.

"Wait just a second..." I said as i pulled out my phone from my pocket and turned it on.

"Wait-- girl, you have 10% battery?" Earth asked me.

"YES, i do. Now watch these!"

"Oh shit-- UHM." I mumbled.

"Ehehehee..." I hesitantly looked up from my phone screen to see both Earth and Uranus blushing, though Neptune was like squeling out of excitement or something.

"Bro-- where the fuck are the videos of the Nordics in here..." I whispered, scrolling down.

(Im just gonna pretend Iceland is male cuz he is in my Au for countryhumans)

"Okay, found it!" I yelled out quickly as i found the video.

(I know this is pretty long, BUT I LOVE ITT)
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I dont have any ideas for this chapter anymore.
I mean i cuold educate you on some wars, but wuold that be boring to read??
It probably wuold be-
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