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Well, Sweden... youre up!
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The planets had a break after reacting to Finland. Now it is time they react to Sweden!

(My Pov)

"Alright! Up next we have Sweden. Also, before we start id like to mention that Sweden is actually Finlands father. "
(My au🎀)
"Now, videos are starting!" I yelled as i clicked the first video on to play.

"...Uhhhm--" Venus mumbled.

Earth burst into mostly silent laughter.

"Right, so! That was a Swedish song that has some... questionable misheard lyrics. To say the least." I explained.

"I cant unhear it now that ive heard it." Mercury said, his face quite litterally being
like: 🙁

"Next one.!" I yelled.

(I CANT FIND VIDEOS OF SWEDEN THAT ARENT JUST CARAMELLDANSEN MAN!!😭)

"Hahaah-- such a funny video, right? Ahh... its no use."

"Just watch the next one."

(WERE GETTING SOMEWHERE)

"That was ACTUALLY kind of funny, Sunnari!" Earth prompted.

"Oh, good! Absolutely great." I responded.

(I FOUND SOMETHING YALL???)

"Im gonna explain that video for you; so, in May of 1709, the Swedish forces caught up to the Russians, and the two armies clashed in the battle of Poltava. The Swedish were defeated, and the greater part of Charles' army, 19 000 men were forced to surrender." I explained, again.

"Thats-- uh, a lot?" Mars said questiongly.

"Mhm. Next video!" I yelled once again.

"Ugh, why do i even do this in the first place..?"

"..."

"The Dano-Swedish War of 1808 was a war between Denmark-Norway and Sweden due to Denmark-Norways alliance with France and Swedens alliance with the United Kingdom during the Napoleonic Wars. Neither Sweden nor Denmark-Norway had wanted war to begin with, but they were pushed into it through their alliances. Sweden made a bid to acquire Norway by a way of invasion while Denmark-Norway made ill attempts to reconquer territories lost to Sweden in the 17th century. Peace was concluded on grounds of status quo ante bellum on December 10, 1809." I explained, yet again.

(Well, that explanation was a bit long?)

(Honestly -this isnt even a reaction anymore- THIS IS JUST LEARNING ABOUT WARS.)

Ehem--

*😇*

"Why do you know about all these wars..?" Uranus asked hesitantly.

"Wars are pretty intresting, you know? Heh, Earth probably doesnt agree with that one." I said, and chuckled.

"Yeah, no." Earth stated.

"Oh goodness, what happened with Finland?!" Saturn yelled in question.

"Oh for fucks sake, man. Well, in what i remember being 1807; Napoleon wanted the take control of the United kingdom, but France cuoldnt beat Britain in a battle with ships because Britain had the best navy in the world. In result of this; Napoleon thought to stop all trading with the United Kingdom, so they wuold run out of suplies, but Sweden didnt want to join this. So, France gave Russia the job to force Sweden into this, one way or another. Well, in 1808; Russia invaded Sweden -or Finland which was then in Swedish control- and Sweden lost. The war ending on the final peace agreement between Russia and Sweden that was signed in Fredrikshamn on September 17, 1809. All that in short; Russia annexed Finland and the Åland islands. The Finnish union with Sweden had come to an end. Sweden and Finland separated and a 700-year old union went straight to the grave, and Finland now became a part of the Russian empire." I explained, annoyed.

"You just really like wars, dont you?" Earth asked me jokingly.

"I do, yes. I guess-- but anyways! That was the last video for now. I hope you had fun because i didnt!"
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