Solarballs group chat !!

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Okayy !!!
Global warming time.
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(My Pov)

(My cat is snoring and he takes half of my bed to himself🥲)

"Hey, uhm, Earth wont be joining this time!" I yelled to the planets and Luna.

"Why, though?" Jupiter questioned.

"Well, because of what we are reacting to? Can we just start the videos now? Im tired of yall." I requested.

"Sure." Mercury answered.

"Why are we reacting to this..?" Venus asked, seemingly irritated.

"Because someone requested it? Im really just showing yall this before getting to the actual point of this reaction!" I yelled in response.

"Do you really NEED to show this?" Venus asked again.

"Well.. i guess not, but im just gonna get to the point, since you cant stop complainin' about it. BACK TO THE VIDEOS NOW!"

(IM IN LOVE WITH THESE ANTHROPOLOGY EARTH VIDEOS--)

"Luna, do you know why were reacting to Earth now?" Saturn questioned.

"With the last video about Venus? Yeah, i think i know." Luna responded.

"Dont explain the thing about global warming to them now, Luna! That wuold make this reaction less fun!"

"Whats this about?" Luna asked as the others were silent.

"Ah, sorry. This isnt practically a part of what were supposed to be reacting to, but i just wanted to show you this too!" I asnwered.

"Let me just show you the next video here..."

"The lyrics of that song were quite concerning.." Saturn commented.

"Seriously, can you just get to the point here instead us showing us these gloomy videos of Earth?! I want to know whats happening with him!" Uranus shouted in question.

"...no can do, Uranus. I will show you what i want to show." I stated.

"JUST SHOW US THEN!" Uranus shouted again.

"Cousin, i dont like this.." Neptune whispered.

"I- neither do i, Neptune." Uranus responded in a whisper.

"That.. isnt gonna happen, right? Youre not doing that to me, are you?! You cant just leave Earth like that!" Mars yelled out.

"Well, its not like i can choose if humans start living on you or not, Mars. Maybe its not happening, maybe its happening- who fucking knows? Elon Musk, probably." I said.

"Cuold you not just invade Earths privacy?" Luna requested.

"Oh, im sorry, Luna. Yeah.. no. I can show you whatever i want to! Your questions and complains wont do shit." I answered.

"If you think this is funny, i can assure you its not." Mercury told me.

"Ehh.. just watch the videos, man." I responded.

(Where tf are videos about global warming when you need them.)

"I cuold not read all of those at the end--" Saturn said.

"Neither cuold i." Mercury added.

"Can we just get these videos over with?" Venus asked, annoyed.

"Fine..." I agreed.

"...so thats why you showed videos of me at the start." Venus mumbled and covered his face with one if his hands.

"Let me out of here, wuold you?" Uranus asked blatantly.

"Why, Uranus?" I asked happily.

"Because i want to go to Earth. Its as simple as that." Uranus responded.

"If you take him out, then take me with him." Luna added.

"No need to question that part, i guess. Alright! Ill let you two out." I yelled to them before teleporting Uranus and Luna out.

"Cant we leave too?" Venus supposed.

"Nah, i want to show you more angsty videos of Earth! Also, you cant stop me from doing so anyways!"

"Theia..." Jupiter thought to himself.

"What do you really expect us to say to this?" Mars questioned me.

"Im not sure, really! I just love Earth being sad y'know? Nah you dont get it, youre his friends. Of course, you wuoldnt wanna see him sad.." I rambled.

"This is how you really are, Sunnari?" Jupiter doubted.

"Yes, i enjoy watching your dear friend suffer for my own entertainment. Many earthlings do actually! So, dont hate just me!"

"Youre sick..." Venus commented rudely.

"What does Titan have to do with Earths.. uh- suicide attempt?" Saturn asked worriedly.

"Oh, he has a lot to do with it! I aint explaining it to you, though, as explaining shit about all those wars in the past reactions is much enough for me." I stated in response.
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I am tired.
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