Shall this be the last chapter to this story?
We shall see if i wanna write moree🎀
_________🇫🇮: HEY HEY HEYY !!!
🔥: What
🇫🇮: Well, youre boring.
🇫🇮: ANYHOW- you are coming to watch some videos again, so be glad you got a warning this time and just sit down when you get there🥰
🔥: NO
🇫🇮 went offline
🔥: Oh for fucks sake.
______________________(My Pov)
🎀🎀🎀"Hi, Venus!" I yelled to him as soon as hes in the room.
"Hi..." Venus responded, irritated.
"Okay, next ones!" I yelled
"Oh, hey Sunnari!" Earth greeted.
"Hello, let me bring Luna in here for you now." I responded.
"What in the..." Luna mumbled as he appeared in the room.
"Dont worry, Luna! Were in this room to watch some videos, us others have been here before." Earth told Luna.
"Oh, okay." Luna responded.
"Alright, im gonna bring in the rest all at once, because im too lazy to bring all of you here individually." I infromed.
"Oh, Uranus! Were here again!" Neptune yelled happily.
"I saw." Uranus said in response.
"Jupiter, come sit whit me!" Saturn yelled out.
"Okay, okay.." Jupiter sighed.
"Everyone, sit down somewhere. Lets not make this too long!" I shouted.
(After- you know. Sitting down?)
"Everyone is seated? Great! Lets begin." I said.
"Mars, you better teach your moons to NOT mention the dinosaurs." Earth complained.
"Uhm, sure?" Mars answered confusedly.
"So, what was that part about your name, Uranus?" Venus laughed.
"...oh, shut up." Uranus mumbled.
"Leave Earths boyfriend alone, Venus!" Saturn told.
Uranus started blushing like hell.
"Pfft- who is this?" Saturn asked.
"That wuold be the United States Of America, USA for short." I explained.
"Love how he called the confederacy a dog." Earth stated.
"Who is Confederacy?" Mars asked.
"Thats where ill come in! How about i show you who the Confederacy is?" I requested.
"Sure! You can show us." Saturn responded in a yell.
"Alright, but it will be a bit dark, to say the least."
"So, the Confederacy or CSA was Americas brother who ended up dying at the end of the American Civil War. Do you want me to explain more of the war or wuold you like to continue with the videos?" I questioned.
"Cuold you explain how and why it started?" Jupiter asked.
"Sure, ill give you some other details while im at it too. Well, a common explanation for why the war started is that the Civil War was fought over the moral issue of slavery. In fact, it was the economics of slavery and political control of the system that was the biggest starting reason for the conflict. The Civil War started on April 12th, 1861 and went on until April 9th, 1865." I explained.
"Im sure, Earth is enjoying this again." I joked.
"Ah, yes. So fun." Earth joked back.
"You know what wuold be even MORE FUN?!" I yelled in question.
"Hm?"
"THE COLD WAR, HEHEHEE!"
"NO. THAT WUOLD NOT BE FU--"
(Im in love with Soviet Dandelions animations🥰)
"Come on, Earth.. that wasnt so bad, was it?"
"..."
"Fine! Dont answer me then." I muttered.
"Well.. im tired of explaining shit to you all, so im just gonna show you these videos and see how that ends." I said.
"Why did he turn into like.. a dog at the end.?" Uranus thought to himself.
"YOO! Its me! ITS THE MOON LANDING!" Luna yelled out excitedly.
"I think ive gone deaf..." Uranus thought to himself again.
"Yes, its you, Luna.." Earth said as he pat Luna on the head.
"What happened to the red one?!" Mercury yelled in question.
"The red one.. okay, i guess i shuold just explain it to you instead of showing you videos. Ugh.. so, the Cold War which was the open yet restricted rivalry that developed after World War 2 between the United States, the Soviet Union and their respective allies. The Cold War was waged on political, economic, and propaganda fronts and had only limited recourse to weapons. On December 25th, 1991, the Soviet Union collapsed which made the cold war come to an end. I hate having to explain everything to you when yall know nothing."
(I dont know what to put there)
"I cuold explain it too, you know?" Earth pointed out.
"Well- i know that, but i dont wanna let you explain it!" I told Earth in a yell.
"But i--"
"SHUT UP! Im explaining it, end of conversation." I shouted.
"Im too damn lazy to do this shit any longer, so one more video and yall are out of here."
"What the hell?" Venus asked.
"Theyre just being the besties they once were!" Earth yelled in response.
"Ouuuuh..." Neptune whispered.
____________Yall can give me any request you have cuz idk what to write if im going to continue this🙊🙊
Ba-bai !! 👋
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Hayran KurguIts solarhumans actually- I conveniently decide to write all the chapters of this in the middle of the night! #2 - earth July 24th 2024 #2 - mars October 8th 2024 #1 - sun November 6th 2024