some dude writing gnarpy dying in horrible ways [REGRETEVATOR]

2 - Death by Loose Elevator Floor

Gnarpy stood in the elevator, impatiently tapping xeir fingers (paws?). Xe was stuck in a room of idiots. Idiots, all of them! Xe scoffed, eyes rolling. This was not worth a gnarpian co-leader's time, xe had to get back NEOW.

Looking over to the elevator doors, xe noticed a ding, xeir ears going airplane mode. But they didn't open.

"Pardon the intrusion!" Some kind of.. FLOPZNAPPLE voice rang out, seemingly automated. "But, the elevator has reached maximum capacity."

Gnarpy arrogantly dusted xeir paws off, about to address the useless players in the elevator, before being interrupted by that SAME voice.

"Your name will be shown on the screen now, asking you to politely leave the elevator."

"Pah! Az if ze great Gnarpy xemself would-" And then xe was interrupted. Again.

"Thank you, and goodbye."

An agitated grumble came out of xeir mouth. Xe did not like how this.. INSIGNIFICANT earthling had the nerve to interrupt xem.

Twice!

Gnarpy looked over to the elevator doors, which just opened. One of the player's names was on the wall. Xe didn't care. If that ZLOPBOB walked off into that wall, it wouldn't be xeir problem. Xe scoffed, making a gesture to leave the elevator.

But that player didn't. They climbed onto the railing, and a few of the others followed him.

"HEY! WHAT ARE YOU ZEEBLOINGS DOIN-"

And, yet again, Gnarpy was cut off.

Not by the voice. By the floor falling beneath xem.

A high-pitched alien scream came from Gnarpy, as xe fell. And then everybody watched as xe was wedged firmly in the jaws of that entity that resided underneath the elevator. Gnarpian glowblood and all.

Oddly enough, one of the players started dancing when they saw this. I'd call it heartless, but I feel like Gnarpy deserved that.

No offense.