some dude writing gnarpy dying in horrible ways [REGRETEVATOR]

3 - Death by Sims AI

(by sims ai uhhhh i mean that funny thing when you remove the pool ladder. apologies for short.)

The residence Gnarpy lived in was.. fine, xe supposed. Living alone was a little stifling, but it was better than just not having a home, you know?

Xe pulled out another bowl of chips from the fridge, for the fifteenth time today. Sure, at this point the first few were going to spoil, but xe just didn't care. Talking about some alien nonsense with the fridge now.

Gnarpy sighed, agitated about the lack of interaction. Xe was tired. Walking out the house, for some reason, the pool caught xeir attention. Xe had the.. overwhelming urge to swim.

Climbing down the ladder, xe flinched at the water splashing against xeir fur. But still, xe wanted to swim. For some reason. Call it an innate urge, perchance?

Xey were in the water. Now, how about a swim? Gnarpy was probably too arrogant to notice the pool ladder was sold. And, you know the rest..

To put it short, the next person to visit the household saw a urn next to a pool, without a ladder.