WE'RE #588 IN REQUESTS (WOW!!!!)
anyways.. i hate gnarpy.. here's fifty (planned) chapters of xem dying
the author is a chronic procrastinator please be patient
version of gnarpy used is ambiguous intentionally. i mean yeah the new design's less con...
first part requested by a comment!!!! :D (btw 5 (death by lesbian wrath) was a victim of procrastination ...,,, sorry)
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sorry for being absent i have been procrastinating on 5 other fics i have NOT completed!!
alr alr fic, made in entirely one go so might be crud im sorry
"Hm.."
Wallter stood there, crossing a name out of his notes. To put it short, Poob was dead.
This was the third death in the town, in a week.
Everyone had gathered at the square, where the mayor (Scag) had installed something everyone dreaded. There was going to be a public execution, wouldn't there?
"I regretcore that we have to be lynchmaxxing" Scag announced, "but we MUST FINDMAX THIS MURDERERCORE!!"
Before quickly adding "i am slash serousing yall if you can't tel" Ah, she still had her humor. Still felt out of character for her.. huh. Maybe Prototype's death was still troubling her.
Gnarpy stood there, alongside multiple others. Xe went stiff at the mention of the murder.
"we shall discussmax this!!!!"
The next few what-felt-like-ten-minuites was filled with discussion. About those deaths. And who was to blame. Gnarpy stayed quiet. Maybe they won't catch onto xem if they didn't discuss?
"You think that beetle's to blame?" That lamp questioned, mainly to Spud. Xe heard he's been.. contacting the dead? Odd. "after all.. pest doesn't like them. personally they were too loud.."
"I.. er.. spud spud.." Ugh. Xe knew Spud. Looking at them filled Gnarpy with pure disgust. Xe scoffed, even.
Wait, did that bring attention to xem? Spud looked over to Gnarpy, and so did Lampert.
"..you." Spud said, after a little bit over five seconds. "Spud.. thinks that.."
"ME?" Gnarpy hissed, waving a paw dissmissively. "You think that I WOULD?"
Spud recoiled back, making those little "spud" noises as they continued backing off. Served him right.
A few minuites later, Scag brough everyone back.
"ALRIGHT ALRIGHT you have discussmaxxed it all.. i fink"
"i will askcore you to send a votecore to me of who you think did the mordorcore"
Gnarpy smugly stood there. Nobody would get it.
Then that.. lowly rock raised his hand.
"oh" Scag remarked, turning towards Wallter. "speakcore, do tell us"
(im lazy im sorry i am autisming to death aaaargh here's the gnarpy death dw)
Next thing Gnarpy knew, they were brought to the noose. And promptly hanged.
Xe froze in shock, struggled for a bit, then fell limp. Dead.
Everyone stood there. They found that murderer, thank goodness.
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