some dude writing gnarpy dying in horrible ways [REGRETEVATOR]

4 - Death by Isekai Plot (truck)

TW: this entry is like probably slightly more gory than the rest, i was more inspired

Gnarpy wandered out of the elevator. It had been an hour. Surely xe had to leave. After all, xey had a darn.. PLANET to order around, alongside his fellow co-leader. The leader was busy.

Walking out, xe realised xey were in the middle of some really busy street. And so were those players. Gnarpy rolled xeir eyes in annoyance. In no way would he have to wait for some ZEMPLOB cars.

Looking over to the first street, xe noted two tunnels, with a road that was practically a line. Gnarpy knew what xe was going to do. Xey were going to walk across the road. Easy. If it was made by humans, it'd be simple.

Gnarpy looked right.

Gnarpy did not look left.

Gnarpy moved into the road. Some kind of.. earthling vehicle was honking its horn at xem. Must be jealous-

alr HERE'S THE GORE

A blunt, high-force object hit Gnarpy at considerable speed, knocking the breath out of xem. As xe was still on the front of the truck, xeir paws dragging along the road. Little bits of their extremities getting scraped onto the road, ending up as glowy blood-residue.

Eventually, Gnarpy fell off the grill, xeir left side ending up under the WHEELS. Xey died, obviously. But Gnarpy's body? Only half of them wasn't a glowy yellow pancake on the road that had to be scraped off with a spatula.