I will not be doing smut cuz I don't wanna get yelled at by my mom and I may or may not be doing angst
Btw this is my first OoO oneshot book, i have a second one but it only has 1 oneshot as of right now
Femi: Alright * walks to the room* oh there it is * takes the shampoo and looks at it*
The shampoo name: FOX DEMON 👹ALIEN DEATH STAR OF THE WEST👽 JACKAL CARCASS ☠️ CAMEl SKIN 🐫 DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES 💀 WEREWOLF PISS 🐺
Femi: ................... Meh whatever
Atlas: Grandad can I borrow your shampoo?
Xylo: Sure Atlas, it's in my cabin
Atlas: Sweet thanks Grandpa * goes to the cabin and gets inside*
Atlas: Ah there it is * takes the shampoo* hope it doesn't have a weird name * looks at it*
The Shampoo name: WW2 UNDERWORLD CHAMPION SINGLE MAN UNTAMED FLYING GORILLA. Also works as a: Body soap, Face wash, pancake mix, lube, hand soap, ramen broth, and syrup
Atlas: That's a really cool name... I should buy it to after my shower
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Cal: I've been sitting here for 10 minutes Ricarro let me see the finished product
Ricarro: Okay..... * gives him the drawing*
Cal: * takes it and looks at it* 👁👄👁 Is that me? 😃
Ricarro: 😢☹️ you don't like it....
Cal: NO NO I DO! It's so nice!
Ricarro: Then why is dad laughing.... ☹️
Xylo: * Laughing the same way I did when that one racist pick-me in my class gets pushed down the stairs by a teacher*
Cal: * glares at Xylo the way my mom did when she found out I skipped class Accidentally one time* DAD DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING ANYWAY, That's how you say it's a good drawing in French! Now you go put this on the fridge, I'm going to teach dad a lesson okay?
Ricarro: Okay momma! :3
Xylo:
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This is me btw :3 if you even care ( satire don't take this part seriously)
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Dina: another day another slay PERIODDD * twirls around so fast she starts flying up in the air
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Ricarro: SHSNDDJSNKJDLSOB
Bryan: What is that?
Kay: It's a keyboard smash
Bryan: How do I do it?
Cal: Just press anything lol
Bryan: 7 😃
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Bryan: I have to find my darling husband, I'm so worried about him!
River/Asian Jakey: Seriously what do you see in that guy? 🙄
Bryan: He makes me laugh AND he is great in bed!
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Xylo: I've got bitches along my d everyday, sucking on my balls , licking on my balls 😃🤠
Cal:
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Cal: Ricarro I have some good news for you!
Ricarro: Let me guess, uuuhhhh you're pregnant and I'm gonna get a younger sibling? :D
Cal: Uh no Ricarro- how would that even be biologically possible!?
Ricarro: Have you read the fanfictions mom?
Cal: Okay.... Good point, I have read some very, very weird shit
