Lychee: My names Lychee!
Ricarro: And my names Ricarro
Both: Our mom Callum kinda glows!
Cal: *sitting on a couch with glowing hair*
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Solis: This is my beetle Scar going for his first swim, be careful Scar *puts him into the water*
Scar: * swims away at an alarming rate*
Solis: Scar... SSSSSSCCCCCAAAARRRRRR
Inpu: SOLIS SHUT THE FUCK UP IT'S TWO IN THE MORNING
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Jyles: Want to know what ship will become cannon?
Bry x weird hair shippers: IT'S DRANNE 🤬
Bry x Anubis Jr shippers: IT'S INPU 😡👹
Bry x Asian jakey shippers: It's probably not River 🙃
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Cal: * sitting on a bench*
Xylo: * sits next to him* Hey Cal I wanna show you how to ride something really big 😏
Cal: Let's go then, wouldn't want to keep that BIG horse waiting 😏
Xylo and Cal: * Walk inside Xylo's cabin*
Brinley who was nearby: 😨😳 👁👄👁
Ricarro who was also nearby: Why is dad taking mom to his cabin if he wants to show him how to ride Shadow? 🧐🤨
Brinley: Ricarro I don't think Xylo wants to teach Cal how to ride Shadow...
Ricarro: what do yo- * realises* oh... 👁👄👁😶 Well I mean at least they're happy
Brinley: you know what Ricarro your right, but we should probably go somewhere else before we hear moaning or something
Ricarro: yeeaahh good idea
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Atlas: I will Pierce this sword through your neck and watch the crimson blood drip and spill everywhere while watching in amusement
Dina: wow... Atlas is like hardcore goth guys
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POV: Ashara decides to throw hands with Mors during the Atlantis Ball
Mors talking to someone: Kaiba is a spoiled brat and he's also a whore
Ashara: *Walks up to him*
Mors: What do you want?
Ashara: Keep Kaiba's name OUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH *Punches him so hard in the face that his nose could've looked like Voldemort's*
Mors: Why you little *punches back*
Mors and Ashara: * Fighting with each other*
Brinley: Oh my gods Cal look * points to Ashara and Mors*
Cal: Oh dear... I'm going to go tell Mitch...
Brinley: EVERYONE COME OVER HERE, MORS AND ASHARA ARE FIGHTING
Mitch: What did I hear about a fig- you know what this is actually really fun to watch
Kaiba: OH MY GODS Brinley darling do you know why they're fighting?!"
Brinley: I don't know the full story Kaiba but apparently Mors called you a spoiled brat and a whore and then Ashara punched him
Kaiba: Oh, that's actually very sweet of Ashara to do..... I better stop them tho
Cal: You better Kaiba, it's getting spooky... Also King Mitch please stop watching and try stopping them
Mitch: Oh yeah sorry, Kaiba let's go stop them
Kaiba: Yes we shall... I am terribly sorry King Mitch
Mitch: It's alright Kaiba this wasn't your fault
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Femi: * Listening to ' Little Miss Perfect '*
Bryan: Hi honey! Me and your father wanted to ask you something...
Femi: Oh sure, what's wrong?
Inpu: You know what never mind! Let's go Bryan!
Bryan: Oh well okay, Bye honey!
Femi: Bye dads, hhmm I wonder what they were going to ask me............ Anyways time to watch Tiktoks about girls struggling to figure out their sexuality because for some reason I connect with these videos
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The End
I know I remember what I said but I was bored and this was a draft
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Origins of Olympus oneshots ( Book #1)
FanfictionI will not be doing smut cuz I don't wanna get yelled at by my mom and I may or may not be doing angst Btw this is my first OoO oneshot book, i have a second one but it only has 1 oneshot as of right now