Random Shit that's not actually that funny

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Lychee: My names Lychee!

Ricarro: And my names Ricarro

Both: Our mom Callum kinda glows!

Cal: *sitting on a couch with glowing hair*

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Solis: This is my beetle Scar going for his first swim, be careful Scar *puts him into the water*

Scar: * swims away at an alarming rate*

Solis: Scar... SSSSSSCCCCCAAAARRRRRR

Inpu: SOLIS SHUT THE FUCK UP IT'S TWO IN THE MORNING

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Jyles: Want to know what ship will become cannon?

Bry x weird hair shippers: IT'S DRANNE 🤬

Bry x Anubis Jr shippers: IT'S INPU 😡👹

Bry x Asian jakey shippers: It's probably not River 🙃

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Cal: * sitting on a bench*

Xylo: * sits next to him* Hey Cal I wanna show you how to ride something really big 😏

Cal: Let's go then, wouldn't want to keep that BIG horse waiting 😏

Xylo and Cal: * Walk inside Xylo's cabin*

Brinley who was nearby: 😨😳 👁👄👁

Ricarro who was also nearby: Why is dad taking mom to his cabin if he wants to show him how to ride Shadow? 🧐🤨

Brinley: Ricarro I don't think Xylo wants to teach Cal how to ride Shadow...

Ricarro: what do yo- * realises* oh... 👁👄👁😶 Well I mean at least they're happy

Brinley: you know what Ricarro your right, but we should probably go somewhere else before we hear moaning or something

Ricarro: yeeaahh good idea

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Atlas: I will Pierce this sword through your neck and watch the crimson blood drip and spill everywhere while watching in amusement

Dina: wow... Atlas is like hardcore goth guys

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POV: Ashara decides to throw hands with Mors during the Atlantis Ball

Mors talking to someone: Kaiba is a spoiled brat and he's also a whore

Ashara: *Walks up to him*

Mors: What do you want?

Ashara: Keep Kaiba's name OUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH *Punches him so hard in the face that his nose could've looked like Voldemort's*

Mors: Why you little *punches back*

Mors and Ashara: * Fighting with each other*

Brinley: Oh my gods Cal look * points to Ashara and Mors*

Cal: Oh dear... I'm going to go tell Mitch...

Brinley: EVERYONE COME OVER HERE, MORS AND ASHARA ARE FIGHTING

Mitch: What did I hear about a fig- you know what this is actually really fun to watch

Kaiba: OH MY GODS Brinley darling do you know why they're fighting?!"

Brinley: I don't know the full story Kaiba but apparently Mors called you a spoiled brat and a whore and then Ashara punched him

Kaiba: Oh, that's actually very sweet of Ashara to do..... I better stop them tho

Cal: You better Kaiba, it's getting spooky... Also King Mitch please stop watching and try stopping them

Mitch: Oh yeah sorry, Kaiba let's go stop them

Kaiba: Yes we shall... I am terribly sorry King Mitch

Mitch: It's alright Kaiba this wasn't your fault

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Femi: * Listening to ' Little Miss Perfect '*

Bryan: Hi honey! Me and your father wanted to ask you something...

Femi: Oh sure, what's wrong?

Inpu: You know what never mind! Let's go Bryan!

Bryan: Oh well okay, Bye honey!

Femi: Bye dads, hhmm I wonder what they were going to ask me............ Anyways time to watch Tiktoks about girls struggling to figure out their sexuality because for some reason I connect with these videos

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The End

I know I remember what I said but I was bored and this was a draft

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