Xylo to Magnus: Do I have a crush on you or am I just lonely
Cal to Brinley: Do I like you or do I like that you like me
River to Bryan: Do I like you or do I like the idea of you
Brinley: Do I want to be in a relationship or do I just want to prove that I'm worthy of one
Solis: Is anyone gonna eat this ice cream or should I assume that they won't
Inspired by a post I found on Pinterest
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Aphrodite: Bryan when I sent you to go make friends, I didn't mean with the local retards
Momiji: What the fck did you just call me you fatass slut!? Bryan I swear to the gods if your mom won't shut up I'm going to fck her up
Cal: Momiji she's a literal goddess, she'll fold you so easily you'll turn into a sheet that she'll use
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S2 Inpu: I just really like him and I don't what to say
S2 Cal: Just go up to him man, just go up to him
S2 Inpu: Do I just say anything?
S2 Davis: Anything, just say anything
S2 Inpu: Alright * walks to Bryan* Hey Bryan
S2 Bryan: Oh hi Inpu!
S2 Inpu: * inhales* Your ass makes me forget about how much I don't like my dad
S2 Davis: 😃👍
S2 Bryan: Thank you?
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* In the human world*
Police officer: You are under arrest for attempting to carry three people on a single motorcycle
Lychee: Damn, wait did you say three?
Police officer: Yes
Xylo: Oh gods-
Ricarro: MOM FCKING FELL OFF
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Magnus and Inpu: * on a walk*
Inpu: * gets hit in the head with a brick*
Magnus: Oh my gods, Inpu wake up, I better get Xylo * runs to Xylo's cabin/office*
Magnus: * Destroys the door*
Xylo: * Talking with the body pillow version of all the people he's shipped with*
Magnus: Xylo stop being delusional and help me!
Xylo: Magnus?! What's wrong!!
Magnus: Inpu got hit in the head with a brick and now he's unconscious!
Xylo: Lead the way Magnus!
Xylo and Magnus: * Running to Inpu's unconscious body*
Xylo: He's not bleeding right?
Magnus: Nope
Xylo: Okay I'm going to try something
Magnus: It's not dangerous right?
Xylo: Nope not at all, okay.... * inhales* INPU WAKE UP, BRYAN SENT YOU HIS NUDES
Inpu: WHAT?! WHERE ARE THEY!?
Magnus: 👁👄👁 Brother...
Xylo: I knew it would work 😀
Inpu: Uhhmm, so... Uh let's go Magnus
I Kinda wanna make a full version of this one
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YOU ARE READING
Origins of Olympus oneshots ( Book #1)
FanficI will not be doing smut cuz I don't wanna get yelled at by my mom and I may or may not be doing angst Btw this is my first OoO oneshot book, i have a second one but it only has 1 oneshot as of right now
