A Tale Of Epithets And Memes: Part One: Night At The Memeseum

Episode One: Part One: Waking Up In An Unexpected Place

Darkness...

It Was All That Marios Eyes Can Truly See As He Was Sleeping.

However, Thanks To His Mind, He Thinks That He's In A Magical World Where Spaghetti Is Alive And He Can Romantic Relationships With Them.

But After A Hard Punch From One Of His Spaghetti Girlfriend's Ex-Boyfriend That Hitted Him, He Comes Back To His Senses And Wakes Up...

Mario: Groans What Happened...?

...Only To Realize That He's Inside A Janitorial Closet.

*Insert Shocked Mario Scream Here*

This, Obviously, Made Mario All Shocked And Confused As To Why He Was Asleep. And Why Inside A Janitorial Closet Of All Places?

Mario: WHERE AM I?!?! WHAT'S GOING ON?!?!

We Cut To The Outside Of The Door To The Closet As Mario Says That, Shaking A Bunch Due To Mario's Confusion And Him Jiggling The Door Handle A Bunch To Open It.

After A Bit, The Door Opens, Causing Mario And Some Of The Stuff Inside The Closet To Fall To The Floor. Mario Gets Back Up To See That He's Somewhere New.

"...Is This...A Museum?"

Mario Thought To Himself As He Looked Around His Surroundings.

The Thought Made Mario Remember That He Was In This Museum With SMG4 And The Gang To See The History Of This City They Were Recently Moving Into Called "Sweet Jazz" Because SMG4 Liked The City And Way It Looked. But Other Than That, He Still Doesn't Know Why He Was Sleeping In A Closet.

"Speaking Of SMG4 And The Gang...Where Are They?"

Mario Thought To Himself Again, As He Looked Around The Museum Again To See Where They Are, Only To See That They're Not Here.

"They Have To Be In Here Somewhere"

Mario Thinks As He Gets Up And Runs To Another Room In The Museum To See Where They Went To.

The Camera Cuts Bunch To Some Galleries As Mario Calls Out The Names Of The Gang.

Mario: SMG4?

They Weren't In This Room...

Mario: Meggy?

...Or In This Room...

Mario: Luigi?

...Or In This Room...

Mario: Bob?

...Or In This Room...

Mario: SMG3?

...Or In This Room...

Mario: ANYBODY?!?!?!

...The Gang Were Nowhere To Be Seen...

...Like At All...

And The Camera Shows That As It Zooms Out To Show The Big Hallway That Mario Was In As The Thing He Yelled Echoed Through It.

We Cut To Mario Running Up To The Main Entrance Hall Of The Museum As He Says The Following:

Mario: Welp, Might As Well Just Leave This Place Before Security Thinks I Might Be Robbing This Place

However, As He Enters Into The Main Entrance Hall, He Finally Sees Someone After All This Time, A Little Girl With Brown Skin, A Bear Hoodie, A Green Skirt, A Backpack, And..What Looked Like Some Different Colored Stars On Her Hair?

...For Some Reason?

"FINALLY, SOMEONE ELSE THAT'S HERE AND ISN'T ME!!!!"

Mario Loudly Thinks To Himself Upon Seeing The Girl. He Runs To The Girl, Thinking That She Might Help.