After Mario And Molly Got Saved By This Buff Caveman Named Indus And Defeating Some Banzai Blasters, All Three Of Them Were Currently Running To The Backroom Due To Giovanni And Some Other Banzai Blasters That Were Currently There.
And Cut To Them, As They Walk Around The Place And Are Currently Walking To One Of The Security Guards That Were Working Here, She Was A Pale Skinned Girl With Dark Blue Hair And Some Worker Clothes, This Was Mera Salamin.
Giovanni: Hahaha! So This Is Where The Museum Keeps All Of It's Values. No "Staff Only" Sign Is Strong Enough To Keep Us Out!
Mera Notices Giovanni And His Minions As Giovanni Talks To Her.
Giovanni: Okay Lady, Hand Over Your Treasures!
But Mera Didn't Seemed Scared Or Anything Like That.
Mera: What, Just Like, ALL Of Them? What's Your Plan Here? You're Just Gonna Waltz On Out Of Here With A Butt-Load Of Exhibits On Your Back?
She Said This Kinda Sarcastically As Giovanni Thought About For A Quick Short Second
Giovanni: Uhh...I Don't Know...Just The Cool Ones Then!
Mera: *Sarcastic Baby Voice* Ohh Jwust The Cwool Ones. *Normal Voice* You Idiots Didn't Think This Through, Did You? What A Waste Of My Time.
Giovanni Scoffed At Mera's Comment
Giovanni: I'll Show You! I've Got The Best Banzai Blasters Money Could Buy!
Mera: Oh Really? And How Much Does Your Allowance Buy You?
Giovanni: Uhh Three, Obviously. Stupid Lady Can't Even Count.
He Turned Around To His Minions For His Last Sentence As They All Laughed At It For A Bit.
Giovanni: Alright Boys, Take Aim!
The Minions Take Out Their Peashooters And Aim Them To Mera.
Giovanni Yelled "FIRE!" As They Shoot Their Peashooters To Mera, Only For Her Not To Get Hit Due To Some Mysterious Force In Front Of Her, Preventing Her To Get Hit.
They All Were Confused After What Had Just Happened.
Crusher: Uhh...Hang On...What Happened?
A Voice Comes Out Of Nowhere From The Shadows
???: I'm Afraid, Your Bullets Won't Have Any Effects On Lady Mera, For My Epithet...Is BARRIER!!
The Voice Is Revealed To Be None Other Than Indus As He Comes Out Of The Shadows, Mera Being Surprised By This.
Mera: INDUS?! How Did You Sneak In So Quietly? You Never Do Anything Quietly.
Indus: And Fear Note Lady Mera, For I Have Brought In A New Warrior To Help Us.
Mario Just Walked Next To Indus, All Cross Eyes Looking Ahh, As He Says Hello And Blinking Like A Frog.
(Mera's Mind Rn:
0:05-0:07)
Mera: Indus, What Did I Say About Bringing Random People In Our Jobs!?
Giovanni Was Shocked And Surprised Seeing Mario Here Because, The Last Time He Saw Mario, He Was Tapped Together With A Little Girl. So He Asked Mario Two Important Questions
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A Tale Of Epithets And Memes: Part One: Night At The Memeseum
HumorWhen Mario, SMG4, And The Crew, Go And Visit A Museum In This City Called "Sweet Jazz", Mario Has The Sudden Urge To Sleep, And So, He Finds Somewhere Quiet To Sleep. However, This Single Thing Ends Him Up Teaming With A Little Girl And A "Banzai Ca...
