To Shortly Recap The Previous Part...
Mario And Molly Were Now Taped Together In A Chair, Thanks To This Banzai Captain Called "Giovanni Potage", And When It Seemed Like That All Hope Was Lost, They Heard Something...Or, More Accurately...Someone
???: Hello!
The Two Turned Around To See A Guy, This Guy Looking Super Buff, Had No Shirt, But Weirdly Had Sandals And Shorts, And Also Had Some Weird Lookin TattoosOn His Body, He Was Kinda Like Some Sorta Buff Caveman.
"Holy Sh@t, That Guy Is Buff As Hell"
Mario Thought To Himself, But Other Than That, He Didn't Really Know Who This Guy Was, But It Looked Like Molly Knew Him, As She Quickly Looked At The Banzai Blasters To See If He Noticed The Man, It Didn't Really Look Like They Did, As They Were Still Arguing With Each Other, She Then Created A Bubble Around Her And Mario.
Mario Looked Around This Newly Formed Bubble With Child-Like Wonder.
Mario: Ooooo, Very Pretty!
Molly: Psssttt, Mario-
Mario Payed Attention To Molly After She Said That And Continued Talking.
Molly: Can You Scoot The Chair Over That Man, Please?
Mario Nodded And Then Proceeded To Scoot Over To The Man (With Each Time He Scooted Over To Him, He Did A Little "Eh").
Molly: Mr Tour Guide, What Are You Doing?
"TOUR GUIDE?!?!" Mario Thought To Himself. This Buff Ass Guy Was This Kids Tour Guide?!?!
???: Well Lady Mera And I Are The Only Guards Here Tonight-
"Huh...So, This Guy And This "Lady Mera" Are Like Co-Workers Here, Kinda Makes Sense"
???: -So I Was Instructed To Make Sure No One Else Was Here. And Then I Saw In The Cameras That You Two Were Here. And Now A Lot Of People Are Here. And The Entrance Exploded. You Knows What Would Fix That?
Mario: What?
???: A BARRIER!!-
Mario Covered His Ears From The Yell As Molly Quickly Tried To Quiet The Guy Down.
Molly: NO-NO-NO-NO-Shhh, They Might Here You. See Those Guys Over There?
The Guy Looked At The Guys Molly Was Talking About, Those Guys Being The Banzai Blasters.
Molly: They're Bad Guys.
???: *Gasp* Bad Guys?!?!
Mario: Yeah-Yeah, And We Need To Get Back To Our Homes, So...Can You Get Us Out Of This Chair, Please?
Molly: But Hurry Up Though! I'm Using My Epithet So That They Can't Hear Us But We Only Have So Much Time Before They Turn Around.
???: Of Course Small Girl And Big Man-
Mario, In The Background: Hey!
???: Barrier!
As He Says That, A Small Orange Stone Began Forming In His Hands, Kinda Looking Like A Donut Thanks To It's Size And The Hole In The Middle Of It.
"Mmm, Donu-RAHHH STOP MAKING ME THINK OF FOOD BRAIN!!!"
The Man Began Lightly Hitting The Donut Against The Tape, Like A Real Caveman.
After A Few Seconds, He Said The Following While Still Hitting The Tape With The Donut.
???: Hmmm, It Appears My Barrier Isn't Sharp Enough.
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A Tale Of Epithets And Memes: Part One: Night At The Memeseum
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