In The Last Part, You Were Probably Like Molly And Were Wondering "Why And How Was Mario Sleeping Inside The Janitors Closet?"
Well Wonder No Longer! As This Chapter Will Explain How Mario Came To Be In The Beginning Of The Previous Chapter...
Earlier That Day...
It Was A Normal Morning In The Sweet Jazz Museum
As The Birds Were Chirping, The Flowers Were Blooming-
*Insert Some Sound Effects Of People Talking*
...And The Kids And Tourists Were Annoying As Usual...
The Camera Moves Away From The People As It Zooms Into A Specific Group. That Group Being The SMG4 Crew, With Most Of Them Being Dazzled And Amazed At The Stuff In This Museum
And Walking Into The Left Of The Camera Is The Meme Guardian Himself, SMG4! With Mario Walking Behind Him, Looking All Bored And Mad
Mario: Why Are We Even Here SMG4, You Know I Don't Like Museums!
SMG4 Turns Around To Talk To Mario
SMG4: Mario I Told You Already, If We're Gonna Be Moving Into This City, We Gotta Know At Least The History Of This Place.
Oh Yeahhhh, Mario Remembered That The Castle Was Now Inside Of Some Sorta Hole From Hell And That SMG4 Needed Somewhere New To Stay Because Of That
Mario: But Why This City? This Place Is Giving Me New York Vibes, With Way Less Rats And More Feeling Like You're Gonna Be Stabbed The Second You Leave Your House.
SMG4: Exactly Mario, I Feel Like I Could Be A Mafia Boss Here. *In A Stereotypical Mafia Boss Accent* Hey, I Heard You Didn't Pay Your Taxes.
He Stops His Accent And Laughs A Bit
SMG4: Besides, I'm Sure You're Gonna Love It Eventually! I Mean, The Rest Of Us Love It, Right Guys?
The Rest Of The Crew Turns Around To Him And Nods Before Turning Back And Going Back To Looking Around The Museum
SMG4: See, We All Love It, I'm Sure You Can Too.
He Turns Around And Continues Walking.
Mario Sighs A Bit Sadly As He Also Continues Walking...
But Not Before Something Catching His Eyes, A Info Stand With A Sign That Said "The History Of Sweet Jazz"
He "Ooos" At It Before Running Up To It. He Tries To Look At The Info About The History Of This Place, But The Text Looked So Tiny, You Might Mistake It For Someone Ruining It With Markers.
Mario: *Insert The Sound Effect Of A Guy Saying "Wtf Am I Looking At?" Here*, You Guys Seeing This?
Mario Tells The Crew To Come And Look At The Writing On The Info Stand, But Surprisingly, They Weren't There, Which Made Mario Surprised And Shocked
"Maybe They're A Bit Ahead Of Me?"
He Thinks As He Runs To See Where SMG4 And The Crew Went To. But As He Runs, He Accidentally Bumps With A Child As Orange Dust Fall One Him, However, Mario Doesn't Notice That
Mario: Oh, Sorry There Buddy!
The Kid Only Sorta Scoffed As Mario Continued Running
Mario Ran To An Empty Hallway, Trying To Catch Up To The Crew, But As He Continues To Run, He Slowly Starts To Walk As He Starts To Feel All Dizzy And Tired, To The Point Where He Started To Walk Normally
Mario: *Yawns* Why Am I Feeling All Tired All Of A Sudden? I Mean, It Kinda Makes Sense, SMG4's Mini-Van Was NOT A Good Place To Sleep. *Yawns Again* Oh Well, Might As Well Sleep Somewhere Good This Time.
He Looked Around And Saw A Door Closet That Said "STAFF ONLY", But Due To His Sleepiness, He Misread It As-
Mario: "Stiff Maloney"? Huh, Must Be French For Bedroom.
He Enters The Closest Door, Slams The Doors Behind Him, And Falls Down Into The Ground As He Begins To Drift Asleep...
After A Few Hours, The Sun Was Setting, And You Know What That Means? (F̶i̶s̶h)
It's Time For The Museum To Close, Obviously...I̶d̶io̶t̶
Speaker: Attention Everyone, The Museum Is Closing In Five Minutes, Please Make Your Way To The Exit...Now
And Everyone Did Exactly That, The Kids, The Adults, And The Crew All Left The Museum..
But As SMG4 Was About To Leave, He Stopped And Felt Like Something, Or More Accurately...Someone, Was Missing...
SMG4: Wait...I Feels Like I'm Forgetting Something...
He Thought About For Little Bit...
SMG4:
He Shrugged It Off As He Continued To Walk And Leave The Museum
Speaker: Attention Everyone, The Museum Is Now Closed. If You're Still In Here For Some Reason-
The Lady On The Speaker Took A Deep Breath Before Continuing Her Sentence
Speaker:
We Fast Forward And Also Seen Two Employees For The Museum Cleaning The Main Entrance Hall As We Stop To Where We Were In The Last Part...
...Well, There You Have It, That's How Mario Got Into The Closet...
...Pretty Anticlimactic If I Do Say So Myself...
TO BE CONTINUED!!...In The Next Part...
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A Tale Of Epithets And Memes: Part One: Night At The Memeseum
HumorWhen Mario, SMG4, And The Crew, Go And Visit A Museum In This City Called "Sweet Jazz", Mario Has The Sudden Urge To Sleep, And So, He Finds Somewhere Quiet To Sleep. However, This Single Thing Ends Him Up Teaming With A Little Girl And A "Banzai Ca...
