Like I Said In The Previous Part, And Also Like The Titles Says, We Get Back To Where We Were In The First Part, Where Mario And His New Friend, Molly, See The "Cool" Introduction Of Some Robbers That Were Called "The Banzai Blasters" With The Leader Being The One Doing The Introducing
???: Look Upon Us And Tremble In Fear Museum Goers!
He "Menacingly" (And By That I Mean Goofingly) Walks Over To One Of The Potted Plants And, To Show That He's A Certified "Bad Dude", Kicks It As Hard As He Can...
...But He Hurts His Foot, Causing Him To Wince And Hold His Foot In Pain, But He Ignores It After A Few Seconds
???: Yep, Shoot That.
One Of His Minions Does What He Said And Shot The Plant, Breaking It Into A Bunch Of Pieces
???: Ah Hah! That's Right, Just A Little Taste Of What Happens When You Mess With Us! Winces And Whispers To Himself It Hurts To Walk-
He Holds His Foot As He Whispers To Himself. After A Sec, He Continues With His Talking
???: -Behold, Your Worst Nightmare In It's Darkened Glory!
He Dramatically Turns Around, But He Turns Too Fast So The Cape He's Wearing Just Kinda Hits His Face
???: I-I, Giovanni Potage, Fearless Leader Of These Banzai Blasters, Have Come To Steal Your Precious Treasures! Tremble Before Me!
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...No Response...
Giovanni Looked Around To See That No One Was Around, Other Than A Fat Italian Man And A Small Little Girl
Giovanni: Hey! Where Is Everyone? That Was A Really Cool Entrance And We Broke Through The Glass And-
Mario: Hey Stinky!
Giovanni Turned Around To Mario. Finally, After All This Time, Someone Other Than Giovanni Can Talk
Mario: Don't You Realize That Maybe The Museum Is Closed Tonight?
Giovanni, A Bit Offended From That, Continues Talking
Giovanni: T-They Must Have Heard That We Were Coming And Ran Off! After All, We Aren't Just Any Regular Robbers, We Are The Banzai Blasters, The Baddest Of The Bad! Pose With Me Minions!
They Do...
...It Was Kinda Sick Ngl
Mario, Whispering To Himself: This Is So Stupid.
While Giovanni And His Minions Were Too Busy Doing Their Cool Poses And Mario Was Being Too Busy Sorta Cringing At Them, Molly Walked Over To The Receptionist Desk And Picked Up The Phone
Molly: Hi, I Would Like To Report A Robbery
Giovanni Notices Molly On The Phone
Giovanni: H-Hey! Stop That!
He Rolls Back And A Rolling Red Ball Of Liquid Forms In His Hands, He Then Throws The Ball Of Liquid At Her
Mario Was In The Way, So When He Noticed The Red Ball, He Ducked To The Ground And Noticed That It Was About To Hit Molly.
Mario: MOLLY, LOOK OUT!!
Molly: Huh? Ow!
She Gets Hit By The Liquid Ball, Which Caused Her To Drop The Phone Into The Floor
Giovanni Walked Over To The Phone And Crushed It With His Foot
Giovanni: This Is My First Mission As A Banzai Captain, And I'm Not Gonna Let Some Tattletales Ruin It! So, How Do You Like The Taste Of My Epithet Little Girl!
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A Tale Of Epithets And Memes: Part One: Night At The Memeseum
HumorWhen Mario, SMG4, And The Crew, Go And Visit A Museum In This City Called "Sweet Jazz", Mario Has The Sudden Urge To Sleep, And So, He Finds Somewhere Quiet To Sleep. However, This Single Thing Ends Him Up Teaming With A Little Girl And A "Banzai Ca...
