A Thousand Times Goodbye to a Memory that Remains

Crash Course in Brain Surgery ~

The car ride was long and agonizing. Dave and James sat in the back and were curled up in pain due to their spines being completely shattered.

"We need a plan..." murmured Lars

"I agree, we can't just bust in there," Jason replied

Dave turns over onto his side so he is facing the direction of the other passengers.

"I'm no faggot or anything, but Dave is sure a pretty little fellow," Junior chimes in after seeing Dave

Jason has a moment of bazinganess,

"Wait-" Jason begins his thought but is promptly cut off by Lars

"Did you just say faggot???" Lars says harshly

"Uh-"

"You DON'T use that word around me OR my Axl Berry...." Lar yells and turns to face Junior who is seated in the back

"Dude I didn't mean anything by it," he puts his hands up in defense, "didn't know you were a fairy like that-"

Junior is unable to finish his sentence as Lars pulls out a taser from his pants and tases the shit out of Junior.

"As I was saying..." Jason continues "Dave is pretty enough to pass as a girl.. right?"

"Fuck no," Dave mutters before getting promptly tased by Lars

"No transphobia in this VEHICLE!" Lars shouts

"OW! But I wasn't even-" Dave replies

Lars holds out the taser in a threatening manner to say 'try me, I order warm milk at cafes'.

"Well if Dave is pretty enough to be a girl, why don't we stop by Party City, and disguise him as y/n. He looks enough like a chick." James says in a sarcastic manner while eyeing Dave, still in his THICK Russian accent.

Jason yells "that's perfect!" He quickly jerks the car off the highway onto a road with an upcoming party city.

They arrive quickly at the Party City and hall both the disabled men into a shopping cart.

There's a kid's play place next to the Party City so sadly Junior has to sit this one out.

Once inside of the store, the group heads to the little girls section.

"I guess since y/n is so cute and petite, we need to look at younger people's clothes," Lars says

Jason chimes in, "I mean normal sized, isn't that kinda weird? Especially to shove a full grown man in those clothes,"

"Shut up Jason" they all say in unison.

They all trot over to the wig section and begin searching. For the most part it stays silent for about five minutes then suddenly...

Tomas Enrique Araya Dìaz spoke "This one shall suffice!" While pulling out a wig that almost perfectly looks like y/n's hair.

"That doesn't even look like her hair-" Jason starts

"Shut up Jason" they all say in unison

The gang buys the wig along with an angel outfit as that's the only outfit that encapsulates y/n's beauty and perfection. They head back to the car but... oh no...

Junior.

He's gone!

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After about twenty minutes of frantically searching everywhere, they knew where they needed to look next.

The kids play places.

They rush the scene, everyone is on edge, Junior CANNOT catch another case! Not with his upcoming tour.