The Dark Jedi Of Sword Art Online (Male Reader x Lisbeth)

The New Friend

Link takes out the 2/3 Salamanders and turns around to the Salamander in the sky.

"How about you? Aren't you gonna come down here and fight like a man?"

Player¹: No thanks, pal. My magic skills gonna reach 900 soon, so I'd rather not die just yet.

"How honest of you... why don't you leave the lady alone and I let you off with a warning. What about you miss, want a fight?"

The girl sighs and puts her hand up.

Girl: I'll pass as well, (Looks at the Salamander) But next time, you're going down.

Player¹: Oh. Then next time, I'll make sure to bring mote friends along.

He flies off, as Link puts his sword and shield back on his back while watching the fleeing Salamander.

"What a coward."

Link turns around as Kirito and Liz come out clapping, they're attention then goes to the blonde girl.

Kirito: Hey, what's up with those flames--

Girl: Shh! They're remain lights. The players that he killed can still hear you.

The group waits a while before the flames go out. After that, everyone relaxes.

Girl: Okay, now we can talk. So what do you guys want? You want me to thank you, run away... (Draws her sword) Or do you want to fight?

Liz: Trust me blondie, you try to swing that sorry excuse of a sword at this guy in blue's sword. It's gonna shatter. We're not here to fight you.

Kirito: And if we break down what just happened. It's one of those 'knight in shinning armor saves the princess' moments.

Girl: Huh?

Kirito: You could burst into tears and throw your arms around this guy.

Girl: Oh, piss off, loser!

The boys laugh.

"Nah, he's just screwing your screws loose. I'm not like that, (whispers) or ever want to be that."

Yui: No way!

Yui then comes out, surpising the Girl as the purple orb flys to Link and bats him.

Yui: I won't let her do that!

Liz: Uh...

"Hey! Cut that out Yui!"

Yui: Mommy, Auntie, and me are the only ones allowed to hug uncle and daddy!

Yui was still charging at Link and giving him little smacks.

"God, I hate that last word that came out of your mouth. Why not just call Kirito your dad, just call him dad! Ah! Stop hitting me!"

Girl: Wait... Daddy? Uncle? Auntie?

Kirito: Who? What? No, it's nothing!

Kirito grabs the ball fariy and tries to hide her. But the girl takes a look at the ball with wings.

Girl: No way! Is that one of those private pixies?

"More like navigation fairies.. but you could say that."

Girl: MM-HMM. Then, how about you tell me what a Spriggan, a Leprechaun, and a Undine are doing wondering out here, expressly together.

Lisbeth: We're actually friends in the real world, but I guess we wanted to be different fariy types. And we kinda got lost.