All Things MCYT

Dream SMP Incorrect Quotes

Dream: One year ago today, I married my best friend.
Bad: Aw-
Dream: George is still mad about it but Sapnap and I were drunk and thought it would be funny.
Bad: Oh.

Tubbo: Why do you think I don't like you? I do. I would kill for you.
Tubbo: Ask me to kill for you.
Ranboo: ...First of all, calm down-

Wilbur: I think I did fairly well on my anatomy quiz!
Ranboo: I forgot I was doing a test.
Wilbur: Ranboo.
Ranboo: I said the vertebrae was the back stick because I thought it was funny...
Phil: Ranboo.

Techno: Slash gamemode creative.
Ranboo: Dude, this isn't Min-
Techno: *starts levitating*

Dream: Murder literally doesn't hurt anyone!
Tommy: What are you talking about? Of
course-
Tubbo, holding out a hand to shut Tommy up: No, no, he has a point-

Techno: Whether or not I pay income taxes is none of the government's business.
Niki: No, well, actually, it is.
Techno: You don't know my name or what I look like, good luck finding me.

Tubbo: My head hurts.
Ranboo: That's your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.

Tommy: I really like Eminem.
Tubbo: I prefer skittles.
Ranboo: He's talking about the rapper.
Tubbo: Why would you eat the wrapper?

Ranboo: Hey, thanks for checking in, I'm ✨still a piece of garbage✨

Judge: Does the defendant have any special requests?
Tubbo: Death penalty.
Tommy, from the gallery: Tubbo, it's just a parking ticket.
Tubbo, whispering into the mic: Please kill me.